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Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC
I’ve finally completed my French novel about the pointy bit that sticks out at the back of a shark.
C’est Fin
A girl I fancied at school asked me if I wanted to share a kiss behind the bike sheds, turns out I misheard, she actually asked if I wanted to share a quiche behind the bike sheds.
29.01.2025 12:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My owl impressions always go down a hoot.
29.01.2025 12:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cadbury are moving their production to Beijing, I heard that through Chinese wispa’s.
29.01.2025 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just heard that the police have found my missing headphones, that’s music to my ears.
#LunchPun
My dad tripped over several stone sundials and has now fallen on hard times.
#LunchPun
Where there’s a will, there’s a death.
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Henry 8th second wife was an excellent cricketer, she was great at batting, fielding Anne Boleyn #Lunchpun
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Auf Wiedersehen Trumpet
Our local Chinese restaurant had a break in and someone destroyed the dumplings, I think that’s an act of wonton vandalism
16.01.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep forgetting where I've put the custard. I think I've got ambrosia.
16.01.2025 11:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our local Mormon church has recently opened a coffee shop for Latte Day Saints.
16.01.2025 11:02 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0😂😂
16.01.2025 08:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When my family’s coat of arms fell off the wall I was crestfallen.
15.01.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve decided to become an influencer about small rivers, you can watch my stream later.
#LunchPun
Where’s the best place to buy a toy dinosaur?
Toysaurus
#Badjokethursday
Not a huge fan of batteries, but they do have pluses and minuses.
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You too Nadine 💙
29.12.2024 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And to you too Ian looking forward to book 5 coming 💙
29.12.2024 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@nadinematheson.com @ianmooreauthor.bsky.social my new years reading sorted for 2025! Christmas presents were excellent 💙
29.12.2024 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My grandfather was once a chauffeur for Sean Connery, however Connery misheard and sat on him instead.
#LunchPun
(See if you can get the joke) lol
I eat a chocolate orange as part of my 5 a day.
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Never upset a posh person, they’ll be peed toff.
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Traffic lights make me cross.
#LunchPun
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I got a cheesy Christmas card from one of the Simpson’s, it was from Marge.
#Lunchpun
I’m currently renting a flat from Englebert Humperdink and the tenancy is coming to an end, so I called him and said ‘please re lease me’.
#TuesdayTitters
When I first met my girlfriend she was standing behind the stumps at a local cricket match, I thought ‘she’s a keeper’.
#LunchPun
