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Never let being a boy get in the way of being a girl

well I just think he should put himself on the train tracks thats all

Sorry guys I can’t go tonight I will be busy on my watermelon’s website

Jack me off with one your gadgets bill. preferably one that makes the squeaky honky noises

How did this fucking zero get anywhere near power good god what a fucking vacuum. plus he’s repellent to look at lol

Having seen the new PTA I think people are gonna cal it extremely topical and of the moment but I don’t think that’s right. It’s less prescient pta and more just that real life has caught up to Pynchon’s absurdist entropy

this is so good. one of the films i saw young and kinda rewired my brain to where i'm always subconsciously copying it

every single new climate article is like "scientists discover the "being able to breathe air system" will collapse by (near future date). but all hope isnt lost, they say theres still time to (do a thing that requires an enormous amount political will and cultural effort that will never happen)"

Did the exact same thing with Vineland lol still haven’t finished it. I like it too much!

giving it a perfect score just gives the game away: nothing interesting here

My Eric rohmer summer did not come to fruition 😔

working this into my styling routine

I love my fans. the mind of a guy who just skips over 10 to go to 11, gotta appreciate it

My high school had one of those “lets just make the gym teacher teach sex ed” things going on and the only thing I truly remember was him saying it’s physically impossible to piss and cum at the same time

If Vance were a pig he would deserve to never see the night sky

Nice Daniel plainview be like I have no competition in me. I want everyone to succeed. I love people.

Spiritually I’m her

aw what the hell brother, pass me a flashlight

just got an email that i made the quarterfinals for final draft's big break with the absolute worst script ive ever written

when i was in high school i thought that every guy had that one beautiful actress that made them dysphoric

really wanna meet the dev at google who thought 'when you click on an image, it should become smaller'. just wanna talk to them

i’m a single issue voter: put actor filmographies on the main page. there is no good reason I have to click another link to see “jake gyllenhaal on screen and stage”

sorry but ACAB includes Stryker from mortal kombat

have you seen it with cat power doing the live score? there's a bootleg of her at western washington university where she played live to it, you can sync them up. its really good

guy on the train took my bag and when i tried to get it back he pantsed me exposing my dick and balls to everyone and then pushed me off the moving train. i couldnt even get mad either, it was just a prank

stumbled upon my favorite 'anora' criticism on the nazi site: "no one will ever quote it the way they do caddyshack"

whenever i wtach 12 angry men i always mentally headcanon the fact that henry fonda didnt investigate the crime himself but rather its just coincidence that he happens to carry a cool ass knife

holy shit ray? big ray carver? good to hear from you man it’s been ages. where you calling from?

bedtime in bio