haroved

lmaooo just a short story!! prepping for rejection time babey

changing the font from arial to times new roman for submissions is scarryyyy

Baltimore’s light rail is a joke I’m sorry lmao

I love New York every city should have extensive train lines

Moynihan train boarding line to DC is a godless place

Nothing more luxurious than putting on a clay mask while waiting for a food delivery

as former Midwood resident: that is 100% the wilds

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

ollie was furious and refused to do a photo shoot with me this was the best take I got

Perhaps the best and laziest costume I’ve thrown together????

3 minutes into my first Joan Micklin Silver movie and already in love with her

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

all of the summer I turned pretty‘s budget went to Taylor Swift songs

Now that you’re into the nuanced, political plot of Final Fantasy Tactics, you may be curious about the sequels. Well strap in buddy I hope you like a version of The Neverending Story starring some absolutely rancid boys.

justice is needed for Lover & Reputation tbh

Spell your name with movie titles

(D)elicatessen
(E)x machina
(V)ertigo
(O)kja
(R)obocop
(A)Ny Given Sunday
(H)ow to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

we’ve all said and done things we’re not proud of in the last 20 minutes before blowing the shofar

(about byron and shelley) it's always two bitches with bipolar disorder telling each other "exaaactly"

I don’t think hollow knight is helping me mitigate stress but i got the fucking super dash and beat the stupid evil crystal peaks bench guardian by cheating and I’m ok with that

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

What do you mean I don’t have enough hours in the week to learn how to box and play tennis and swim all at the same time??

my current desire to get Good at every sport is really conflicting with my 40 hour week job

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I’m dying it’s over folks

being assaulted by both stomach pains and a migraine after a nice night out is a betrayal !!

I love my best friend the xenomorph

Why would you ever get rid of seating on a train I’m so mad

Me on the new B trains