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@ralfthewise.bsky.social

Our Angel Baby; left is 10/30/25 and we will miss her always.

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I even asked my cat: “are you Scooby Dooing my ass?” and he said “meow.”

17.12.2025 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m calling it “the Wraith”

17.12.2025 06:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe it’s real, maybe it’s not. But I’ve seen it twice now.

17.12.2025 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I’m a fucking IDIOT and didn’t check out its footprints in the snow. Because I’m dumber than dogshit.

17.12.2025 06:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been seeing cryptids lately. Is that bad? Two in the last three months.

17.12.2025 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been in and out. Maybe I’ll be back here? I dunno. Other site is being annoying.

16.11.2025 05:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…I just remembered that I forgot to take the towel we had wrapped her in home. Oh well. It wasn’t one of our better towels.

31.10.2025 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s done. She was a good kitty.

30.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Does it come with a chamber stick?

30.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not long now.

30.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

We were syringe feeding her some baby food and one of our other cats got EXTREMELY interested in this new “ham injected directly into mouth” development and wanted to know how he could get in on it.

28.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Scene from Spinal Tap

Scene from Spinal Tap

“Well this piece hs called ‘Lick My Love Slump’”

28.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My oldest cat is very sick and I’m very scared and worried.

26.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Listening” is one step removed from “Noticing”

24.10.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Metal up your cloaca

21.09.2025 13:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the record, after the garbage disposal my wife revealed that she had not believed in me AT ALL and assumed I was about to cause thousands of dollars in plumbing damage. It’s been two years now though and the disposal is going strong.

11.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have successfully replaced a garbage disposal and repaired a graphics card with a faulty fan bearing due to YouTube videos so I believe in you.

11.09.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I’ve come around to Twitter hiding Likes.

11.09.2025 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twitter getting too crazy again.

24.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poirot is such a good cat. He snuggles me when I’m feeling down.

28.07.2025 08:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, are they stupid?

21.07.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He ran to stay out of prison.

03.07.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
TISM - Defecate on my face
YouTube video by Ciril TISM - Defecate on my face

I can’t stop loving these guys

youtu.be/thyoFPEEKjY?...

02.07.2025 11:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bill from the TV show King of the Hill wearing a Speedo and looking at himself approvingly in a full length mirror

Bill from the TV show King of the Hill wearing a Speedo and looking at himself approvingly in a full length mirror

The only Big Beautiful Bill I acknowledge

27.06.2025 05:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The other site is posting as if Mamdani was personally one of the 9/11 hijackers. And not just the MAGAs either.

26.06.2025 08:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*chance of schism intensifies*

26.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve got bad gut things going on and I hope they’re not cancer.

23.06.2025 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My favorite picture of Anita in the last year.

23.06.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you come home from a 16 hour shift there is absolutely nothing that doesn’t annoy you.

22.06.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bought a pint of beef tallow around Christmas and I’ve gotten about halfway through it.

22.06.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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