Ben Moore

Surely this is the sort of thing you should be more certain of?

Surely this is the sort of thing you should be more certain of?

CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6

If there are 3 things Donald Trump hates, it's books, jokes, and children reading, so why not support all three and pop a few quid in this kickstarter?

Check out CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book by Chris Douch on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

As an #autistic who is unsettled by change, I suppose I should take some consolation in the knowledge that studying the condition is consistently of interest to Nazis.

As an #autistic who is unsettled by change, I suppose I should take some consolation in the knowledge that studying the condition is consistently of interest to Nazis.

I'm so sad that I have to add my fellow #autistics to the list of people I specifically fear for under the orange nazi, but treating them as a thing to be cured doesn't bode well. At least I can be sure that my 3 years spent learning about the rise of Hitler weren't wasted.

MY DOCTOR

This week, we've asked the contestants to bring in their most awkward list.

Postcards to Matthew Pennycook: renters need our rights! Write a postcard to the Housing Minister Matthew Pennycook saying no more delays to renters' rights. Matthew Pennycook is in charge of the Renters' Rights Bill becoming law ─ so when it will become th...

I just sent a postcard to Housing Minister Matthew Pennycook, asking him to make the Renters' Rights Bill law now. Do the same below campaigns.shelter.org.uk/postcards-to... @sheltercharity.bsky.social

King Charles and Camilla sat on big red thrones, ala Greg Davies and Alex Horne on Taskmaster

And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!

h2g2 - Listen Carefully Listen Carefully, from h2g2, the Unconventional Guide to Life, the Universe and Everything

I wrote this for @h2g2postoffice.bsky.social about a friend and their experience of trying to get disability support while they were already in work. Pushing people with disabilities who can't work back onto the job market will make their lives a new nightmare h2g2.com/entry/A88073...

h2g2 - This Time Cheerier This Time Cheerier, from h2g2, the Unconventional Guide to Life, the Universe and Everything

It's easy to find the world right now incredibly depressing, so I wrote this piece about Keir Starmer's government being bullied by his own MPs in support of the disabled. For @h2g2postoffice.bsky.social
h2g2.com/entry/A88071...

This isn't in novel thought, but crowds in general in the men's game have been well north of toxic for decades, fired with a sense of entitlement to say whatever they think. It really needs shutting down.

the "male gaze" is about the ways men depict women in art and culture to reinforce patriarchal power relations. it's nothing to do with what you find hot.

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Just tipped the people I buy digital content from as per. Does that count, or is not really in the spirit of the endeavour?

Philip's fundraiser for Alzheimer's Society Help Philip Moore raise money to support Alzheimer's Society

My Dad has decided to mark his 70th birthday by walking 26 miles along the suffolk coast to raise money for the @alzheimerssoc.bsky.social
I'm very proud of him, and it's a cause worth a few quid if you've got any. www.justgiving.com/page/philip-...

Hi Danny, my wife Raven had a theory about the shower groper- could they be a servant of some sort going through their habitual motions of trying to wash their master or mistress?

Sir Jim Ratcliffe: Man Utd co-owner's wealth falls by £6.5bn Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe's wealth fell by £6.473bn in the last year, according to the latest Sunday Times Rich List.

I'm just checking- this is definitely funny isn't it? Man Utd co-owner Ratcliffe 'loses quarter of total wealth' - www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

At the the risk of sounding like a misery, I needed 4 trains to do a 5 hr rounf trip, one was cancelled, two were late and I'm currently in London surrounded by football fans praying for the forth one to turn up on time.

If you're a person with a #Disability living in the #uk and you're afraid or angry because of #Rachelreeves #Welfarecuts, write to your MP and let them know. If for whatever reason you struggle with that, DM me and I'll write a letter or email for you #DisabledLivesMatter

If you're a person with a #Disability living in the #uk and you're afraid or angry because of #Rachelreeves #Welfarecuts, write to your MP and let them know. If for whatever reason you struggle with that, DM me and I'll write a letter or email for you #DisabledLivesMatter

I haven't seen Nanatte yet, I think I'm putting it off for fear it won't be as good as everyone says. Marj is terrific though, I'm really looking forward to being able to see O.

The extract from the draft Guideline that Honest Bob Jenrick’s government welcomed and praised as “improv[ing] consistency around…sentences.” The draft list of “cohorts” for whom Pre-Sentence Reports should usually be ordered includes the category that HBJ now says is creating “two tier justice.”

As Honest Bob Jenrick tours the country repeating far-right conspiracy talking points about “two-tier sentencing”, here is the letter his own government sent to the Sentencing Council last year approving the very Guidelines he now claims are evidence of “two-tier Keir”.

The man is a fraud.

If you find it takes you a month to read a book now rather than a week cos your eyes are elsewhere, that’s 40 fewer books you’re buying or borrowing every year. If you’re binging YouTube, you’re getting through fewer TV series. Podcasts too. Our eyes and ears have been drawn to media that don’t pay.

YouTube video by Marjolein Robertson Marjolein Robertson: Marj | Full Comedy Special

I strongly recommend you watch @marjoleinrobertson.bsky.social's show Marj. It's an powerful, emotionally vulnerable, beautifully constructed but most of all consistently incredibly funny show and it's FREE on YouTube. Check it out.
youtu.be/dbimYqOQwgc?...

I've recently discovered @stuntpegg.bsky.social, who's Youtube channel has some excellent football videos, from well informed and articulate opinions on the best young players in Europe to informative and entertaining videos on things like the unluckiest club in English football.

An American comedian I've been enormously enjoying is Taylor Tomlinson. She's got 3 terrific shows on Netflix but I highly recommend the crowdwork videos on YouTube from her current tour, they're really positive, enjoyable and funny.

Another audiobook we've enjoyed recently is @emmasouthon.bsky.social's excellent A Fatal Thing Happened on the way to the Forum, a book about murder in ancient Rome which us both funny and fascinating with an engagingly informal and sweary style that fans of Natalie Haynes will enjoy.