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Tasty

A culinary trip to the Mediterranean would fix me

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Bat à l'orange

Ghost in the kabob.

Being busy at work is destroying my social media life…

He needs a little guitar and a David Bowie songbook.

A raven in a red beanie.

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

If any of the rest of you on here end up leaving too, i'm also yourcatbuttface on Discord

(Stole the idea from BurritoZen)

Hunter (🌈)

This is about as winning expression as a #greyhound could pull off.

“Hockey?”

Said like Paul Newman,

“Scouts?”

Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road

Rider down, I repeat rider down

Three sheep-shaped dark chocolates from The Chocolate Room, NZ.

A delicious flock of chocolate sheep.

If Bsky is going to shut down, we all need to make plans for our ditch day.

Beach, amusement park, kegger-

definitely all three.

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a safe and happy Rocktober.

May The Wattage pump in your cottage.

When Bsky bites it, I’m off to Classmates.

Cloud behind a large outdoor light appears to be smiling

I was today years older when I realized I could make a face on a cloud if I positioned myself the right way. Joyful opportunities unfurl before me! #clouds

Random Things About Me:

1: I don’t eat octopus.
17: I can’t count.
Potato: I still can’t.

Your turn..
Give me 3!

“I will not die of dysentery in this video game!” I wail in 8-bit audio.

Random Things About Me:

#1: I have "raced" in four different 24 hour mountain bike races as part of a team (not solo - I'm not THAT crazy)
#2: I despise truffle oil
#3: I've never been in a threesome

Your turn..
Give me 3!

Cordufromage.

*got cheese on my pants

Thistles silhouetted against the evening sky

Looks like they're gonna start singing. Twisted Thistles? Sister Thistle? Thorny and Horny? Prickly Supremes? Not sure on the band name yet.

Philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer said that to live is to suffer and existence is a mistake and was rarely invited back to children's parties.

There's nothing wrong with my finances that a a Dickensian mysterious benefactor could not cure.

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Logging on like

Thanks for the birthday wishes, moots!

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@twosense.bsky.social For You 💙🎂

"Extra virgin," the bottle says.

Allegedly!

Ernest Goes Where My Rosemary Grows (And Nobody Knows Like Me)

Twinkletoes Longbeard