Half-burnt Toast

I was talking to someone about their nostalgia for a time they didn't live in. We went back and forth for a while until he said he doesn't want women to have rights, and he misses good coke. I think misogyny and rape culture is often overlooked in these conversations.

In the end we're all horse girls

The most ethical ICE agent

Plant

I honestly believe monogomy is a false promise that only like 20% of people are happier in. Like how many people do you know that cheat or have been in a relationship with cheating. How many loving couples with cheating in the past. Boning someone else is nbd when there isn't this expectation.

They say behind every great man is an even greater woman. I guess that's why Trump always seems to make decisions like he hasn't gotten through middle school yet.

Succession had such a cool premise but season 2 irritated me. Also yeah why not

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The Boys and Gen V are poorly written, gimmicky, bad tv shows. Unfortunately those gimmicks work on me and I will watch them in their entirety.

Every other day its "how does your prostate feel" and "when's the last time you felt a kick" and "maybe if you eat enough eggs before" ... Like 🙄🙄🙄 bro please talk about something else for once

Definitely could be, doesn't look it to me but who's to say at this point

Seems impossible to use the thumbsticks without bumping the touchpads. Idk maybe im just being a hater, maybe it'll be awesome

That controller is so fucking ugly

VAMOS GUERREIROS, VAMOS!!
#OCCUPYCOP30 #OCUPARCOP30

Cutie, buddy, sweetheart, doofus, dingus, asshole, dickhead and my mom calls him beautiful

I dropped my sandwich :(

Who got who pregnant tho

He didn't expect the poison to take effect so soon

I was trying to convince a coworker that our system is designed to allow billionaires and corporations to do whatever they want and he came back with an article written by Lina Khan and was like damn ig you were right

She's my goat

Pointless destruction at the hands of those too scared of having water touch their b hole

I just hate looking at em

Has the moon been getting brighter or am I tweaking

Wow the makeup artists at NBC are really good to make him into young Sheldon

Reality has no influence over my beliefs bc im so smart and wise

I just don't know how to spell lmao

Less color in the skin and more shit in the pants

Well you didn't invite him in, what else was he supposed to do?

I wish, those guys get fresh monkeys

We eat them at the warehouse, its the only meat we can get and they made us stop eating the new guys