Alex

maybe if keith urban was more black monolith-like we wouldn't be having this conversation

I envy being so utterly unconcerned about the lifetime of embarrassment to which he is sentencing literally everyone who knows him...

We had Buium and we traded down for a guy who can't crack the bottom 6 on a glorified AHL team... This team is so goddamn depressing.

there is so utterly little at risk in standing up to trump as a foreign leader right now... his resources are spread so thin while brutalizing his own people he's got nothing left with which to retaliate... not just laughing in his stupid face is a choice.

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

didn't they already crash a bunch of planes when they got rid of DEI?

i mean there had to be consequences to forever being associated with the words butt fumble

lol yes but regardless i can see Portland with my own eyes and there is nothing happening like why is he allowed to say that it's a war zone?

It was one thing to say shit like this when most of the country had no way of knowing if it was true but it's not like you can't just get live shots of Portland online whenever you want now... i really don't get why he isn't just fact-checked every time he says this

They shot Sarah Connor!!?

a small but powerful minority of americans dig this shit and have disproportionate electoral power

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Poor Things

sure, we have a solution for guys who only want to see virgins on screen, but what about a solution for guys like me who only want to read articles from libertarians who've brought a person their own age to orgasm?

As anyone who's ever worked as a dishwasher in a small restaurant kitchen knows too well, getting hit in the face with a hot steam blast sucks.

If the Left can be saved it won't be by some white dude from Boston.

Yes! Now do SIRENS!

where liquor in a mug
will warm you like a hug

gotta have at least one host who mirrors the vast majority of viewers

I don't care about the Riyadh Comedy Festival but how do you reconcile refusing to perform for the Saudis because of their human rights record while still performing in the US during the biggest wave of human rights abuses by the US government since the internment camps?

I think that's basically your 2025-26 Flyers. Hard to imagine this team doing any better than last year, but hopefully they will be more fun to watch.

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

kinda feels like whoever is managing his TS account these days has just been having fun posting insane AI edits... and grandpa is too senile these days to really grasp what his people are doing

i swear it would take only the mildest collective resistance to run these lazy racist dumbasses out of every major city... like a few determined teenagers could level an entire squad of useless meatheads in stupid outfits like this

there are no promises of prosecution in that (or any) article

Do you think this line of argument will make it more likely that your readers will vote Dem?

Buffalo!