conanoflibraria.bsky.social

The OG turn based ones are dated, but IMO still worth a run. The Tactics one is optional though.

Hmmm, if you can get anyone to do the cremate him and put him into a brick thing, a brick that is walked on constantly by any and all feels like a delightful posthumous revenge on a narcissist

Hmmm, I wonder if you could move one and customize the icon to make booping the snoot something

Well, their best chance of removing your immunity is a measles infection, so while I won't gif them credit for intending it, they got there anyway.

I had a joke about jump rope, but it's better if we skip it.

Look up anything about dachshunds running. Photograph Emotional Support Spaghetti in a full sprint and every frame will have ears that look possessed.

"I'll eat your woman-sized dinner just as soon as you eat my entire ass"

"You can't fire me, I quit!"

A photo of an L-shaped desk

New desk!

uWu-Tang Cwan

No Balls Piss Prize

So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.

An upside-down assembled L-shaped desk

Not a bad use of an evening.

And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet

A cat on a blanket covering someone's legs, so the cat is laying stretched out between that person's legs.

My cat set herself up like this and has zonked out so hard i can feel her twitching in a little kitty dream, and it's ADORABLE

Huh, usually he has the stare of someone who mixed cocaine and LSD and looks like he's psyching himself up to fight the lizardmen he's hallucinating, but now he just looks like he's only tripping and trying not to draw the attention of The Horrors

One of the stupid but practical things I want to do if I'm fuxking wealthy is so small scale payday loans at a fucking trivial rate and just help people get back to where they had a savings, but still run it barely business shaped so it could be self-sustaining

Just check the 55+ morbidity and mortality.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I've lived in this apartment about 4 1/2 months, and just realized I can see my grocery store from my window.

In my defense, it is a ~15 minute drive across a river.

Alexa, play Hit the Road Jack

Only if she gets a jacket of upcycled upholstery

Go vote you nerds

Robert Byrd seemed to genuinely repent for his past and spent decades atoning for it, to the point where the NAACP mourned his death as the loss of a civil rights champion. People can indeed change.

But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.

/1

I saw that stupid video and can't think about it any way other than he catastrophically blew out his diaper.

When a co-worker Kramers into your office, not just without saying hello, are you busy, etc., but has started asking you a question BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SEE THEM.

Can Monday be less Monday about it?

Anyone ever get their trading cards graded? I know PSA but was recently put on to TAG, anyone try them out yet?

A plague of vampirism in the Pokémon world would result in a Pikachupacabra

The driver console of a car, with the odometer reading 69 miles.

One nice thing about a new car.