Mableria fowleri

genius

Schrodinger's leftist.

According to liberals we are simultaneously too few in number to be relevant as a voting bloc.

But somehow so numerous we can swing elections by not voting for democrats.

are we under lib attack what happen

I can't believe in god because everyday the whole world is praying for it and yet

Billie's right

anal fissures upon ye

I can't believe there's a damn cheeto in my butt

moms can have penis

I like the part where the whole school jumps him

the "it was all just a dream" trope has merit, let's do that one

put me down for 6 decades ✍️

my bed bugs see me as kind of an authority figure, or even a god

ICE agents, if ur feelin like u can't go on, u don't have to do it alone. turn to ChatGPT for pro tips and tricks

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I've read the full judge notes and there is no legal limitation set for specifically healthcare CEOs

no offense i went to a state school instead of the servile eichlet factory attached to the rape fraternity daycare network for the failchildren of slaver families

Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.

A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said

I am voting Cuck in 2026

Tim Walz saying he’s never been prouder to be a Minnesotan under a picture of kermit’s asshole with tiny Greg bovine in it

lol

The text in the image reads: "SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED THE SYSTEM?" Alt text description: A person sitting in the driver's seat of a car, holding up a handmade protest sign out of the window. The sign features bold, black text on a white background, conveying a rebellious and humorous message about challenging authority or societal norms.

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

They beat him up.

Then they shot him.

Then they shot him again.

Then they shot him again.
Then they shot him again.
Then they shot him again.
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Paula Abdul being back in the news suing the cartoon cat over royalties was NOT on my bingo card

this is the conspiracy: they know global warming is real and just want whatever mineral and oil wealth is under the ice caps

I resorbed my twin in the womb and now I have to hear it go on about its Herbalife journey all day

New retirement plan just dropped

plant a tree so that your great great great great grandchildren may enjoy it's shade
-Bacteroides fragilis