I've got a dad back

How 1 defeated Fascism With the Power of Love by Luigi Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals

Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner

LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action

BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony

TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link

if this happens it brings us one step closer to the Washington Post run by Vincent D'Onofrio

explained to my five year old that we probably wouldn’t have time to play donkey kong: bananza before bed tonight and she was silent for two minutes before proclaiming, through extremely gritted teeth, “I actually prefer not to play video games tonight. I believe I’ve been playing too much.” scary

okay but when do they all start fucking

[ioc] dude what

like heated rivalry you know sexy athletes fucking

[ioc] the olympics are about athletes at the top of their game

hehe yah exactly get them to top each other

not a great day for people who like regular bowls

ME WATCHING THE OLYMPICS: *has never ice skated in my entire life* ooh her form was off

If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob

Hey again, it's Tracy, your flight crew leader. Settle a bet for us: does anyone on the plane have experience flying multi-engine jets?

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

there is a deer frozen in my headlights so now I need to take the headlight apart and shake that little fucker out

In my day there was only 2 kinds of weed, gasoline lawnmower and carpet fibers from the Playboy mansion, and it all worked on an elaborate lottery system

Presumably, while watching the women’s figure skating at the Olympics, Lady Catherine de Bourgh (Barbara Leigh-Hunt) says, “If I had ever learnt, I should be a true proficient.” From Pride and Prejudice (1995).

All of us during the Olympics:

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

“I have learned from past mistakes and am now introducing the brand new All Porn Washington Post.”

mara wilson's post: "Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy" with a portrait of young anton chekhov

great. "Let that gun go off, daddy" is just gonna bounce around in my mind like a dvd player logo screensaver. thanks @marawilson.bsky.social

All - after two years of transformation at The Washington Post, now is the right time for me to step aside. I want to thank Jeff Bezos for his support and leadership throughout my tenure as CEO and Publisher. The institution could not have a better owner. During my tenure, difficult decisions have been taken in order to ensure the sustainable future of The Post so it can for many years ahead publish high-quality nonpartisan news to millions of customers each day. With gratitude, Will

Breaking — Will Lewis out at the Washington Post. He just sent this email to staff (shared with me by staffer):

“difficult decisions have been taken” what

Someone paid that man to publish words for a living. I have been thinking about taking a decision myself some day

Any DUMBocracts want to explain this picture of Obama and Jeffrey Epstein drinking beers in Southeast Asia?

Necrophilia? No, his name was Frank, not Phil. I'm sorry, I have the Bad Brain disease

in case you were wondering what some of my earlier bluesky work looked like… this was prompted by a couple of twinks who made out in their matching doctor and monster halloween costumes

[drunk superman passes out at at party]

Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal

I’d really appreciate if Hollywood stopped forcing Jared Leto on us.

In my 15 years on social media I've watched A LOT of videos where they say, "Wait for it!" or "Watch until the end!" and every single one of them have been shit. Every. Single. One. And I fall for it every time. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm dumb as fuck.