Christine

🤯🤯🤯 that's amazing!!! Not just you but a whole team of people supported through these turbulent days. What a fantastic achievement.

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That's amazing and genius! Well done and congratulations, would love to hear more but flailing regardless

What happens when a tree gets a jump-scare?

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Maybe the broccoli is frustrated by anti-broccoli tantrums.

Today I saw a potential Maga in the wild. (I retain some caution because of Halloween yesterday.) White male 20 to 25, blond hair, blue suit (no tie) and a real, red Maga baseball cap.
I had to read and check it wasn't one of the mocking hats so I'm sure my expression said everything.

Walking along a corridor and I caught this completely out of context moment.
Consultant: 💁‍♂️ I don't know...is £200 a month a lot to you?
Group of junior doctors: (instantly & emphatically) YES

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Happy Birthday, lovely. I hope youve had a cosy, love-filled cake day of relaxation. 🧁🥂📚

Oh sweetheart, I am so sorry. She was such a loving, adorable character who brought so much joy. No length of time could ever be enough but what a gift to have had the time you did with her in your lives. ❤️‍🩹🫂

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Aaaah, that would be amazing! Willing it as hard as I can.

Update from death's door:
My sniffles have escalated to a runny nose. We're launching a formal enquiry as to how I contracted man-flu.

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I have a scratchy throat, sniffles and a temperature.
Do not be fooled by how mild this sounds, I am DYING and should be allowed to stay in bed for the rest of the week

I'm seeing so many new mushrooms this year. IDK if it's me looking or weather/climate etc but it's such fun!

This seems like perfect logic to me. A+ 📚📚📚📚

A roadrunner. Meep meep!
I love them so much, lol.

When the Halloween decorations highlight a significant gap in biology knowledge 🤭

Yikes! I guess it's good you're able to understand and make sense of what's happening, even if it doesn't fix anything. I'm glad the risk is reduced and hope it resolves as it best can. 💙💙💙

My diary agrees with your calendar and I agree with your sentiment. It should be a most delightful, splendiferous day full of lots of little joys. 🫒🍉🌰🍦🍩🧁🥂🍾

I went to a traditional hairdresser, not accustomed to wavy/curly hair. She basically asked me **how** I wanted my hair dried straight, so enjoy it while it lasts, folks 😆

Urgh, they must be so annoyed. Any smoke detector that annoys me gets disassembled pretty quickly, even if I find out it's wired in, in the process.

Well, I guess we know the price our government sets on our morals at least. #Microsoft

Occasionally, true crime TV throws in a gem.
👮‍♂️: 911, what's your emergency
🙎‍♂️: my wife shot me
👮‍♂️: your wife shot you?
🙎‍♂️: yeah
👮‍♂️: why'd she shoot you?
🙎‍♂️: I dunno...

It's giving 'what we're you wearing when he raped you' and i appreciate the tables turning.

The news appears to be saying saying Mandelson was picked as US ambassador despite his relationship with Epstein. Sorry, but wouldn't that be helpful with the current administration?

(Last time this happened, the person handled it so badly that when I escalated it, the competent person both proved that the charge was justified but refunded it anyway because the customer service had been so bad)

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When the first response customer service/complaint person gets the reply from someone who has managed complaints professionally and knows the game.

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Can I add "I'm tired of picking up other people's mistakes - can't they just bE sMaRTeR" to my list of points to discuss with my manager?

New water bottle needed stickers so I made a start at the weekend with this artsy moment.

This is how you summon rain! Other ways to tempt the weather gods include washing and car or the house windows or putting laundry out to dry.

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You and me both, but I'm not overly optimistic. Although I am reassured they're prioritising free to known homes/families for the kittens instead of just selling them to anyone.

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I was in the 'don't be so dramatic, a few days of rain =/= autumn' camp. But a crazy (GIANT) spider just made a dash across the living room, so fine; it's autumn 🍂