Julie Fauble

The Vikings were my husband’s favorite team as a kid, and I’m a Browns fan from way back, so every big play this morning is “Yessss! … I mean, that’s too bad. Sorry honey.”

The point isn’t to convince the court. The point is to make sure that every single person in the country is aware that they’re acting lawlessly. The point is to deny ignorance as an excuse. Make people try to justify it.

He is willing to be anything for trump.

Cargo shorts serve a useful purpose. Miller not so much.

Vance should express gratitude that he isn’t being punched in the face daily.

Oh I’m totally putting something like this on my husband’s phone. Why didn’t I think of it before?

You mean successfully distanced himself with the full support of a compliant media that continually accepts the word of the man who they know lies day in and day out? Y’all let him lie about it without pointing out he’s a lying liar who lies about anything and everything. Do better.

He said “we can’t get into it obviously here” referring to Johnson’s lies. WHY can’t they get into it? WTF is the point of these interviews if you can’t get into the actual substance? I’m so sick of this PR dressed up as pretend journalism.

Sorts are overrated.

I am rarely surprised, but constantly shocked. People tend to conflate the two emotions, but an anticipated horror is still a horror.

What’s so creepy is that it’s like a uniform that all MAGA women have to wear. The same lips, hairstyles, foreheads, boobs. The only difference allowed is that some are blondes and some are brunettes.

160 million is a fraction of 1 percent of Gates’ wealth. Tax the rich.

And yet these assholes are busy arresting dishwashers and grandmas and scaring small children. If they got an actual gangbanger, they’d be shouting it from the rooftops. Instead they photoshop gang symbols on the people they falsely arrested.

Here, I think everyone knows that pretty much every country on earth offers better healthcare than the US, but over on the other place back in the day (before it was 90% bot on bot action) you did have people who genuinely did not understand how f’ed up our system is relative to everywhere else.

Either everyone has human rights or no one does. People who think they can have rights while denying them to others have conflated being in the majority with actually having rights. White supremacists understand this. That’s why they’re terrified of “replacement.”

Disingenuous, squalid and dishonorable!

Shit, they really are showing him WWII footage.

He doesn’t understand it. That line goes over great with the MAGA chuds.

Just staying out front his intention to commit war crimes. Yeah, that won’t come back to bite him at all.

This is the same military that recently made a bunch of tech execs lieutenant colonels despite no military background or training.

That’s what we’re doing, and we haven’t even hit 70 yet.

Of course, when trump says something is coming in two weeks, it’s a good bet that it’s never coming.

Only little people actually shop for groceries, doncha know.

Do people really feel nostalgia like this? I don’t get it, but then I was a full-fledged adult then, and shopping was a chore to be tolerated, not some weird-ass adventure for middle schoolers.

But you got a shot of it wearing its flower mask!

Missing every fifth word also ruins the experience. You’ll have to pry the subtitles out of my cold, dead hearing aids. 😜

It’s impossible to cut something 1500% unless you first raise it 3000%, and then it wind up doubling, and everybody should be happy! Trump math!

I’m sure they had a nice AI summary to work from.

It’s standard for a leveraged buyout. Load the company up with debt, suck out all the cash, and then let the company declare bankruptcy in a few years.

Surviving is the first layer of resistance. We need to eat and to have a safe, comforting home.