A Camel With a Hump

Passing out sandwich order forms to ICE agents at next protest.

Data centers will be the ball bearing factories of WWIII.

Which ones are womens
humans all look the same to me

Where do I sign up? I can fabricate an injury as well as he can fabricate a conspiracy.

[creation of trees]

god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves

tree: like a big coat?

god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off

tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job

Calm down hardware store I don’t need to walk through an Enchanted Christmas Wonderland to get to the socket wrenches

To the grown woman at Costco pushing a grocery cart for the very first time: that Funyun display can be rebuilt; my Achilles tendon can be surgically reattached. Never stop growing. Never stop reaching for the stars. This world is yours, ma. You got this.

I completely forgot about that.

😅

Staying indoors until super duper moon.

Women in goat drawn cart

The billionaires are fleeing New York.

No one should read too much into last night's election results.
No one should read too much.
No one should read.

Don't you just want to go through and kick some boards out?

😅

Dem Socialists stepping up everywhere, like rural western Wisconsin!

Hahaha! November fools!

"Giant Ibis! Get off that dead branch!"

I overfed my think tank and now my pundits are dead.

Dick Cheney: "Who's brain DID I use?"
Igor: "Abbie... something"

The enemy of my enemy can still be my enemy!
Dick's late revelation that his creation has no heart doesn't absolve him of his crimes.

And if they did, housing prices would go down!

Microdosing eggnog until after Thanksgiving.

Could've sworn I heard "Oh God, I'm coming!" from your room.

Hahaha!
Body pickup is Thursday.

I applaud the Dept of Warts for taking care of unhoused cabinet members.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Jelly donut = safe to throw
Subway sandwich= life threatening

I guess we're now one of the "shithole countries" he warned us about.

I just work here
*wipes phone with a dirty rag*

On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️‍🌈