Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
17.02.2026 01:43 β π 15577 π 3905 π¬ 42 π 69@certainlynot.bsky.social
eDiscovery lawyer, weird book fangirl, mom, furious lib. I contain multitudes. If you know me irl, no you don't.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
17.02.2026 01:43 β π 15577 π 3905 π¬ 42 π 69I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, βR.E.M was wrong to leave βFretlessβ off of Out of Timeβ instead of βThe secret police should stop murdering people.β
15.02.2026 20:56 β π 12039 π 1570 π¬ 145 π 59we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
10.02.2026 20:18 β π 31148 π 13758 π¬ 968 π 1694So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
09.02.2026 02:09 β π 7155 π 1636 π¬ 191 π 233a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug
Death Camp For Cutie over here
06.02.2026 04:27 β π 6800 π 1058 π¬ 272 π 278β protesting wine moms
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domestic terroirists
Iβm struggling with how to promote this one, so Iβll just say I hope you read it and that it makes you feel less alone.
29.01.2026 01:53 β π 512 π 97 π¬ 10 π 6every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
28.01.2026 20:22 β π 8041 π 1107 π¬ 255 π 171A federal judge, in a published order, so very much on the record:
βICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.β
One of the best things Iβve read in a while:
25.01.2026 22:39 β π 28799 π 10735 π¬ 43 π 983Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.
25.01.2026 01:06 β π 5281 π 1490 π¬ 44 π 140In more-civilized countries, guillotines would be the moderate option for this sort of thing
23.01.2026 20:51 β π 161 π 33 π¬ 4 π 0Protest is my cardio.
23.01.2026 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
if you can make it to the end without laughing out loud at "Lazarus was DEAD" you are made of sterner stuff than I
20.01.2026 01:49 β π 80 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0I think it was that there were so many chaotic personalities in a supposedly boring, orderly adult world. Dogbertβs Clues for the Clueless taught me that you cannot crush someone in an elevator door (because he has tried).
13.01.2026 17:19 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@maddow.bsky.social: βThere are very few Americans right now who have any idea why the United States did this. If this was about drug trafficking then why did President Trump just pardon the former President of Honduras who was convicted of sending hundreds of tons of drugs into the US?β
04.01.2026 02:34 β π 8512 π 2607 π¬ 321 π 98Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.
I don't have any trans family membersβbut it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
12.12.2025 23:29 β π 5039 π 1797 π¬ 33 π 20If her job did not involve the constant exercise of discretion in enforcement and security priorities, she wouldn't have needed senate confirmation!
11.12.2025 18:06 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@magaziner.house.gov gets it: Human stories of suffering and disruption are what will make this country embrace empathy as a virtue again.
11.12.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know these people were mostly born without consciences but I do think if I had to be politely asked not to use the cartoon turtle for children to promote extrajudicial killings I would wonder, if only for a second, if I was a bad person.
02.12.2025 13:51 β π 168 π 24 π¬ 2 π 3Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in oneβs plane seat
29.11.2025 12:13 β π 12222 π 2372 π¬ 246 π 451Finally home after 48 days in custody.
24.11.2025 16:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce β the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks β more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.
24.11.2025 12:09 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ‡οΈ
20.11.2025 22:51 β π 960 π 412 π¬ 41 π 134Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.
20.11.2025 20:14 β π 3968 π 1307 π¬ 42 π 57My βmy 17 references to George Soros arenβt politicalβ footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
19.11.2025 22:37 β π 1736 π 297 π¬ 40 π 8