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@certainlynot.bsky.social

eDiscovery lawyer, weird book fangirl, mom, furious lib. I contain multitudes. If you know me irl, no you don't.

214 Followers  |  774 Following  |  136 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023  |  1.8936

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Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15577    πŸ” 3905    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 69

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, β€œR.E.M was wrong to leave β€˜Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of β€œThe secret police should stop murdering people.”

15.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12039    πŸ” 1570    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 59
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Border Officials Are Said to Have Caused El Paso Closure by Firing Anti-Drone Laser

Behold, the Unitary Executive!

12.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 31148    πŸ” 13758    πŸ’¬ 968    πŸ“Œ 1694

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7155    πŸ” 1636    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 233
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

06.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6800    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 278

❌ protesting wine moms
βœ… domestic terroirists

29.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crackdown Writing through history and heartbreak.

I’m struggling with how to promote this one, so I’ll just say I hope you read it and that it makes you feel less alone.

29.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar

28.01.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8041    πŸ” 1107    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 171

A federal judge, in a published order, so very much on the record:

β€œICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”

28.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1735    πŸ” 660    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 63
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 28799    πŸ” 10735    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 983
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Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

25.01.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5281    πŸ” 1490    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 140

In more-civilized countries, guillotines would be the moderate option for this sort of thing

23.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Protest is my cardio.

23.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war

19.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1492    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

if you can make it to the end without laughing out loud at "Lazarus was DEAD" you are made of sterner stuff than I

20.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it was that there were so many chaotic personalities in a supposedly boring, orderly adult world. Dogbert’s Clues for the Clueless taught me that you cannot crush someone in an elevator door (because he has tried).

13.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@maddow.bsky.social: β€œThere are very few Americans right now who have any idea why the United States did this. If this was about drug trafficking then why did President Trump just pardon the former President of Honduras who was convicted of sending hundreds of tons of drugs into the US?”

04.01.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8512    πŸ” 2607    πŸ’¬ 321    πŸ“Œ 98

Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family membersβ€”but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.

16.12.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6063    πŸ” 1445    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 91

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

12.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5039    πŸ” 1797    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 20

If her job did not involve the constant exercise of discretion in enforcement and security priorities, she wouldn't have needed senate confirmation!

11.12.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@magaziner.house.gov gets it: Human stories of suffering and disruption are what will make this country embrace empathy as a virtue again.

11.12.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know these people were mostly born without consciences but I do think if I had to be politely asked not to use the cartoon turtle for children to promote extrajudicial killings I would wonder, if only for a second, if I was a bad person.

02.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

29.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12222    πŸ” 2372    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 451

Finally home after 48 days in custody.

24.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Women Quietly Quitting Their Husbands Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce β€” the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks β€” more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.

Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce β€” the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks β€” more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.

24.11.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.

#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ‡️

20.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 960    πŸ” 412    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 134

Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.

20.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3968    πŸ” 1307    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 57

My β€œmy 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.

19.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1736    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 8

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