We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
29.08.2025 18:24 β π 16658 π 5261 π¬ 126 π 124@cwiegert.bsky.social
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
29.08.2025 18:24 β π 16658 π 5261 π¬ 126 π 124Literally my alarm clock this morning.
27.08.2025 12:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This will help you find a public radio or television station that stands to lose 50 percent or more of its revenue:
20.07.2025 19:18 β π 645 π 488 π¬ 24 π 40The largest protests in US history being completely peaceful demonstrate pretty clearly who the violent agitators are
14.06.2025 23:16 β π 517 π 132 π¬ 2 π 6Authoritarians want you to feel isolated and alone, to feel like their vision of the world is the only one.
Thatβs why taking part in public protests matters. You connect with other people like you and you show those numbers off to the world. Itβs a great feeling. Try it!
Well this couldnβt have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
05.06.2025 21:08 β π 10876 π 3166 π¬ 123 π 203filling time on air until the new pope is announced is known as "pontiffication"
08.05.2025 16:18 β π 3073 π 416 π¬ 82 π 23Your School House Rock moment......
06.05.2025 12:29 β π 51245 π 10808 π¬ 618 π 316Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
24.04.2025 00:22 β π 79618 π 20395 π¬ 844 π 1263Promises, promises.
24.04.2025 01:22 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screengrab from Twitter. HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks: βWhy do you think we have so many more kids with Autismβ David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply: βProbably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was inventedβ
Staple this to RFK Jrβs forehead.
19.04.2025 19:15 β π 38195 π 8171 π¬ 386 π 219Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
14.04.2025 23:51 β π 39656 π 8682 π¬ 692 π 332Iβm watching Succession right now, and itβs as if every single Roy family memberβs id has been concentrated in one person. But, like, none of the cunning.
09.04.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦ Is the mail delivered into the Easter bunnyβs keister?!
04.04.2025 04:58 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A π§΅ to explain his plan and how we fight back.
Pulling Stefanik nom is a sign of GOP panic. If they think her R+20 district would be in play were she to leave, they realize they are in deep political peril re: 2026. As they are.
27.03.2025 18:43 β π 17511 π 3191 π¬ 628 π 187βAnd then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife *ten times*.β
27.03.2025 02:32 β π 42 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you canβt be trusted to admit when you are wrong then you canβt be trusted to do whatβs right. This is about running. This is not about running.
26.03.2025 21:19 β π 52 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0(1) If itβs a statutory challenge: convince Congress to pass a law.
(2) If itβs a constitutional challenge: try to amend the Constitution.
(3) If that fails: rally voters to elect politicians to do (1) and/or (2).
(4) If that also fails: question whether he is wildly popular.
Title: Both Liberal and Conservative Judges Rule Against Trump Description: A scatter plot showing the rulings of judges against or in favor of Trump, categorized by ideology using the DIME score. The x-axis represents Judge Ideology (DIME Score), ranging from liberal (-1) to conservative (1), and the y-axis represents the case outcome (against or for Trump). β’ Blue dots represent liberal judges, purple dots represent moderate judges, and red dots represent conservative judges. β’ Some judges are labeled, including Rudolph Contreras, Lauren King, John Coughenour, and James Emanuel Boasberg on the liberal to moderate side, and Carl Nichols, Richard J. Leon, and Joseph N. Laplante on the conservative side. β’ A note mentions that Boasberg, though slightly right-leaning, was initially appointed by George W. Bush. β’ The visualization suggests that judges from both ideological backgrounds ruled against Trump.
1/π§΅ Judges across ideological lines are ruling against Trump at strikingly similar rates (84% liberal, 86% centrist, 82% conservative). This isn't partisan opposition to Trumpβit's the judiciary functioning as intended by cutting across partisan lines to uphold the Constitution.
18.03.2025 21:32 β π 11617 π 3864 π¬ 192 π 298the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the worldβs most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
13.03.2025 05:46 β π 22803 π 4006 π¬ 256 π 139Thatβs Gold Team-level sass right there.
11.03.2025 01:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BOAT
28.02.2025 22:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something thatβs very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.
26.02.2025 20:57 β π 26335 π 4660 π¬ 1466 π 408To all my Bluesky friends, please join me in this effort to fight back and protect our democracy! π
#Resist
REU = Research Experience for Undergraduates. It's a program where undergrads do scientific research with a faculty advisor and a small peer cohort. I know a bunch of people who've done one as undergrads, and it was formative for all of them.
*screams in outrage*