@deadbothans.bsky.social
I seem a decent fellow; you'd hate to kill me. Fast music, please. \m/ #BLM #ProtectTransKids #ScienceIsReal #LoveIsLove #StopAAPIHate #ProChoice (he/him)
I literally just finished shitty 7-11 style nachos (nacho cheese & diced jalapeños) and they were incredible.
23.11.2025 09:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0🤘 Wasn't sure if we were all still posting on this motherfucker but the Barbie movie made me cry again (because that shit rules) and honestly where else could this post possibly find a receptive audience. 🤘
23.11.2025 09:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Drake "Hotline Bling" meme. Top panel: "There weren't any autistic people when I was growing up" Bottom panel: "My undiagnosed, largely emotionally-unavailable grandfather who took wildly meticulous notes and who, as far as we can tell, never once looked at the camera when a picture was being taken in all of his 96 years on this planet"
25.06.2025 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0[puts off doing a thing for waaaaaaaay too long]
[finally does the thing]
[doing the thing was very easy actually]
[experiences relief]
[obviously should have just done it right away]
Surely I'll learn my lesson for next time!
Narrator: He will not
With David Lynch gone, the task of What @maxscoville.bsky.social Will Look Like When He's Old will now have to be achieved in real time by Max himself. Solid template, though, ya gotta admit.
17.01.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a link to an article in the New York Times called "The 63 Most Stylich 'People' of 2024"
I've been following @dieworkwear.bsky.social long enough to know that this list is useless without an appearance by the Ralph Lauren Polo Bear
05.12.2024 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't remember why I have a saved ebay search for "Donkey Kong Jr Pez", but it has to be because of @scottbromley.bsky.social, right? www.ebay.com/itm/13481207...
17.11.2023 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Millie Bobby Brown implies the existence of Vanillie Bobby Brown
17.11.2023 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Actor Bryan Cranston portraying the character Walter White from the TV show Breaking Bad
Jeff Bridges as The Dude from the movie The Big Lebowski, holding a briefcase full of dirty white underwear, or "the whites" as the character Walter Sobchak calls them.
Walter White / Walter's whites
13.10.2023 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Days where Jimmy Buffett was alive & Steve Harwell wasn't: 7,320
Days where Steve Harwell was alive & Jimmy Buffett wasn't: 3
Screenshot of a Wordle puzzle, solved in 3 moves: ARISE PRICE WRITE
Yesterday's Wordle. I'm counting this is a Bob Barker tribute.
29.08.2023 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have an external hard drive named Bothawui after their home planet, to honor its ability to store large amounts of information. I am Hip and a Cool Person.
28.08.2023 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from the Bothans entry on Wookieepedia: Society and culture "You have to understand that Bothans think in terms of political and persuasive influence, not military power. The typical Bothan's goal is to go through life getting more and more people to listen to what he has to say." ―Sena Leikvold Midanyl Bothan culture was guided by the philosophy and principles set forth in the ancient text known as The Way, written by Golm Fervse'dra. In this "Bothan Way", the pursuit of power and influence was paramount. Thus, individual Bothans put their own political and economic success above all other concerns, and as a species, Bothans put their own advancement ahead of other intergalactic interests, though many did side with the Rebel Alliance during the Galactic Civil war. The volume of backstabbing, subtle character assassination and political maneuvering in Bothan society was dizzying, and resulted in many species stereotyping Bothans as untrustworthy.
So, the reason I use Dead Bothans (other than "it sounds cool & would be a good band name") requires knowing a bit more about the species than you get in Return Of The Jedi; they prize information as a source of power & influence & also tend toward paranoia & selfishness. So, y'know...social media.
28.08.2023 17:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
