@natesaifer.bsky.social
Co-host of Pretty Corrupt Podcast I played Prince Charming in a 2nd grade production of Snow White. Reviews were mixed.
ok this is a.i. slop but since i’m an out-of-touch hermit who doesn’t watch tv i could absolutely believe these are all real shows.
29.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0reese witherspoon’s daughter ava somehow looks exactly like ryan phillippe while also looking exactly like reese witherspoon while also looking exactly like carrie underwood.
21.12.2025 22:42 — 👍 7 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0i’m glad they specified the states for columbus, louisville, orlando, and san antonio but now i’m left wondering if they are referring to the memphis in tennessee or the memphis that was the capital of egypt during the early dynastic period.
07.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0honestly he wasn’t even that good in college. he was only the starter for one season during that era when all usc qbs were drafted high and overhyped (i see you, matt barkley).
i’m not just saying this as a ucla grad. nope. not me.
it’s been a minute! i’m getting by over here. how about you?
sorry for the 14 day late response 🤣
one of the things i enjoy about this site over that other one is that you can post correct opinions without fear of getting buried in the replies by the hordes who want to fight you in the streets.
04.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i don’t know if it’s the fact that elevator steps are slightly larger than conventional stairs or if my brain just short circuits when they aren’t moving (probably both), but walking up the escalators feels like way more work.
25.09.2025 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yup!
20.09.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a bearded collie named yuki shown both before and after his bath and blowout.
the boy cleans up nice.
20.09.2025 02:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
and to think he would go on to become the jimmy on seinfeld just a few short years later.
01.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
peach & tuscan pecorino pizza
i love pineapple on pizza and i will not apologize for it.
today i learned that i also love peaches on pizza.
what a time to be alive.
right?? rory would have only been about 12 at the time so it seems very irresponsible of lorelai to keep commuting to NYC for a man.
11.08.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0unrelated, the guy who had to deem himself “sponge-worthy” to elaine on seinfeld was luke from gilmore girls.
11.08.2025 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0FUN PCP FACT: We’re officially blocked by Jax! 🎉🤡
New #TheValley x PCP is out now 🔥
youtu.be/0rmbzdWUpxA?...
there’s a place in hell reserved for folks still shooting off fireworks on july 5th.
i had to sit on the bathroom floor with this guy until 2am this morning.
y’all can f right off.
Sorry, Janet. When Jason has to check you for twisting words and making yourself the victim, you know it’s baaaad.
Our Mariposa is getting married! 🦋
#TheValley x @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social is out!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdx...
Kristen almost destroyed her own engagement over fantasy football?! 😱💍
New PCP x #TheValley is out now 🔥
youtu.be/oZdx5zY5ERw?...
Lingering on Jax’s bald spot just doubled his humiliation at being stood up by Brittany. 👩🏻🍳💋
New PCP x #TheValley is out! 🔥
youtu.be/o3c9O8273FQ?...
i’ll never forgive the man for giving us an all-time great guitar riff negated by all-time terrible lyrics.
25.06.2025 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the couple i’m dogsitting for were explaining how one of the dogs hurt his shoulder jumping into the pool and i was like, “wait do dogs have shoulders?” cause i always assumed they just had 4 hips.
24.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jax has had every opportunity to evolve and he hasn’t. Year after year, the same story.
Like Vicki & Ramona before him, Jax’s journey on reality TV has come to an end.
#TheValley x PCP is out! 🔥
youtu.be/C4a8Lp_mEb4?...
i cannot.
15.06.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0barney would like to play and he’s not taking no for an answer.
15.06.2025 01:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a story in 3 parts…
11.06.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please tell me the two companies will be named “warner” and “bros. discovery”
09.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that is terrible roi for that amount of work (in giant air quotes)
08.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the best part about this joke is that he actually pronounces it “missourah”—something only native missourians like my dad say—which implies that abe simpson is actually from there.
06.06.2025 18:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is some of your finest tagging work, @hochman314.bsky.social.
06.06.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jax gave the house back once he tanked it into foreclosure. Now he’s withholding the podcast because it didn’t tank without him.
He wants Brittany & Cruz to suffer alone.
#TheValley x PCP is out 🔥
youtu.be/lTbLm2G4dkA?...
