Alexander C. Kane

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Goga!

(Conservative Pundit Voice) Listen the Constitution is quite clear that the president can do boat murders when he's sad.

Dragon Heist The world’s smallest dragon and a washed-up actress tea…

Ok, I've been a fan of @alexanderckane.bsky.social's books for a while now, but Dragon Heist might just be the best of them.

Here's hoping for a sequel!
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Very happy to announce two new TT junior faculty positions in my Psychology department. One for Neuroscience (linked) and Cognitive Psychology (see replies). Need to be able to teach some Psych core courses. Please share!
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How to make teams care: Winner of the NBA Cup gets 5 extra points to use during the regular season. Runner-up gets 2.
Lost by 1? You use two of your points and now you win.
To use the points, the head coach blows into a ram's horn. The coach carries it with him at all times. This is a good idea.

K-Pop Demon Hunters takes place in the same universe as Sinners.

The great mystery of that movie is whether Jack Noseworthy’s character is named Justin Justin or not. I think his name is Justin Justin.

Word count 77776

Second draft is done, but I clearly need to add exactly one word.

Three seasons in! Very tempted to start the books.

Dune Tootin’

Klingon

He's standing in front of the Astoria Park Pool which was built by the Works Progress Administration in 1936 and has been a free resource for the community ever since. Anyone freaking out about Hot Commie Summer can come chill at our government pool this summer and relax.

Cuomo lost because there's no afterschool at most public schools this week, and middle and upper middle class parents weren't dragging their children to vote in 100 degree heat.

Writing books is fun.

Has Cuomo reached out to Trae Young yet for an endorsement?

The American people were lied to about Vietnam, with tragic consequences.

The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences.

The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.

I want one preseason NBA game every year in which the players call their own fouls.

That thing’s going 97 mph and I’m supposed to be able to tell its religion?

Go Gators

Also, I’d rather give up an extra pick than include Anthony Black in the deal. Not bad!

As a Magic fan…I don’t hate it. I’m assuming two of those are this year and those seemed destined to get dealt. Core of Paolo, Franz, Suggs, Bane, and WCJ sounds great to me. Risky but sounds like a fun team.

No kings in NYC

The next item is that the whole Finance Department is a mess. DESTRON controls the entire United States of America, but we are not efficiently plundering it. Also, bribes are not being paid." "We won!" said Truck Face. “We do not need bribes. We have power." "False,” said Androidea.

This is from Andrea Vernon & The Big Are Acquisition (2021) by @alexanderckane.bsky.social, set in a world in which super villains (led by a dinosaur and a man who wants to be a truck) have taken over the US government.

It feels kinda prescient now.

The endgame of the trans athlete scare is defining what a woman is and punishing woman for not conforming to that standard.

Algeria is anti-LGBTQ. It is illegal to be trans in Algeria. This is about punishing women for living their lives honestly and demanding you recognize their excellence.

A mobile device playing an audiobook is on a table. A mug of tea is behind it. The mug is decorated with fruit and vegetation.

Today's tea is ginger, cinnamon, black tea and peppermint. It's delicious. I'm listening to Dragon Heist by @alexanderckane.bsky.social. It's a funny adventure story artfully read by Khristine Hvam

Got a “your” where there should be a “you’re” in that last one but let’s all pretend I did that on purpose to prove a point about growing as a writer.

Or, hey, get better at the part of your writing your weak at and grow as a writer. Find your voice, the robot won’t do that for you.