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[Bob Balaban in Midnight Cowboy lifting his head up from Jon Voight's lap] Try that *lowers glasses* in a small town 😏.

09.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We don't talk enough about how Chicago transplants are a scourge of the Midwest.

08.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chopped and Scrooged: A Houston Christmas Carol

08.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahahaha

07.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@howelldawdy.com what does "two certified players with wagging wrists" mean?

07.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Dick Cheney is up in heaven, watching Charlie Kirk watch JD Vance plow his wife.

04.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats to the Dodgers. Nobody thought it could be done. A true underdog story.

02.11.2025 12:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Childish Bongino

01.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ate a handful of my own cum for lunch. Yet again!

30.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me when anyone tells me literally anything.

28.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's gonna bum people out so much when we find out he has a 9" flaccid bird with decent girth.

23.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎵Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it🎵

22.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's corny being so glib about this.

15.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But after that...?

14.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn't pitch every game, right? Please say their #2 starter isn't someone else crazy.

14.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me every day, for the better part of 3 years.

13.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*gay basher from Boogie Nights voice* You know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.

12.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100% this. We've seen guys leave for money forever and it's always a "thank you and God bless" experience.

12.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It's not about the money

12.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love is Blind but one of the people's last name is Hitler and they never tell you which one until the wedding

11.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

06.10.2025 11:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's always hard when someone passes away, but let's not sugarcoat it: the way Jane Goodall sacrificed players' safety in service of profit made her one of the most problematic commissioners the NFL had ever seen.

03.10.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crazy to think that Hunk Hogan is up there right now, fucking God's wife. RIP

29.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Women can't take Tylenol so let's rebrand it as Guylenol and it's just for the fellas to feel good when your shit hurts

27.09.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A funny name to put on a fake credit card in a commercial would be Brandon Bassador.

19.09.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man. Really gonna be excited to not see that asshole's face 100 times a day.

17.09.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh oh. The dumbest person you've ever met figured out how to record front-facing camera video.

17.09.2025 12:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol maybe he should be Treinen to win games

16.09.2025 11:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How my son was conceived tbf

14.09.2025 05:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.09.2025 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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