Daniel Garcia

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

it’s pretty funny 4chan might actually be down forever. dreams do come true

basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back

Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

me texting my husband at the grocery store

save some money
go sans pants
it is just a suggestion

lmfao

CureVac got a green light from the FDA to pursue clinical trials for its mRNA lung cancer vaccine.

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Dow jones down 1900 for year

S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

it’s still so sad to me so many people got mad at joe biden pardoning his son hunter biden for doing some really cool shit

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

photo of a red shopping basket filled with turnips, under the headline: If you’re worried about food tariffs, adopt a frugal mindset and cook smarter Learn to shop for groceries like a thrifter and work on eliminating waste By Sheryl Julian Globe Correspondent,Updated April 7, 2025, 7:21 a.m. caption: The big question is, writes Sheryl Julian, are we expected to remove all the pleasures from the table and turn the nightly dinner into a feast of locally grown turnips (above) and leafy greens?Jessica Rinaldi/Globe Staff

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

Big things are happening online

Homeless people are like a box of chocolates.

the cool thing about twitter used to be none of it was monetized so you posted purely for the love of posting. bluesky has the same vibes right now and it will succeed if it continues to just feel like a hangout

Na. Personally I love talking shit on social media. It's fun.

Bluesky explained in 60 seconds!

Do not question only follow a lot of people went to the trouble to build this chamber to echo

Reminder

the worst part about the republican party is that they lean into their independant grassroots media and the democrats don’t do this. they’re ceding an entire, arguably more important realm of media space to fascists

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,165,506, Daniel Garcia ‪@dansoad.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 21, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,165,506!

Ohhhhhh, that’s why they called OJ “The Juice”. Like orange juice. That’s funny!