🍁🍂 Nicole Lucas 🎃👻

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social thank you for your service, sir.

My man out there, doing the Lord's work!

See, if someone called me "piggy" to my face, I would be torn between wanting to throw a punch and trying to get him to expand on the comment and why he would say such a thing.

we call those Detox Reeboks

So. Wrong. I'm thankful for the brave faith leaders working to protect and support the Human Beings jailed at Broadmore and elsewhere.

Congratulations to @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social!

black dog looking at black bunny

black dog looking at the camera, black bunny in front

black dog begging for a walk

I present to you, a Tale of a VERY brave, but confused wolf, that cannot FATHOM why he has been trapped in the out of doors all this time.

You guys did GREAT. ❤️ Our "leadership" ain't IT.

Fuck the @senatedemocrats.bsky.social. Couldn't have fucked this up worse. Maybe @housedemocrats.bsky.social can do better.

We're obviously all getting sandwiches for dinner, yes? #Justice4SandwichGuy

More of this!

They just kidnapped a BABY.

Wow, it feels wild to be watching election results come in without that awful pit in my stomach. A gal could get used to this!

You go get em, Marc!

Finally!!

OMG, gastrictortion! I'm SO sorry. I don't know you but I do know you're good for caring and helping save this precious baby in an emergency. I'm thanking vets and vet techs right along with you and wishing your fluffer comfort and healing.

Y'all, I hate to share the actual making of the software sausage, but this is so much more accurate than you know.

This HITS.

Are there any ethical podcast apps? Or which platform is less evil? Lawd that is sad...

When is the economic boycott going to pop off?? I'm ready. They've started listening to us, feels like we need to use this momentum.

Genuinely appreciate this. The rest of the press is ignoring our doing the "coy" thing, but like, we're just cool with being that trashy??! SAD

I'm flummoxed that the Mango Diaper is at all interested in further associating himself with anything "full of shit" or "uncontrollable diarrhea" imagery, but might as well confirm why the black towel was on that white Fox news couch. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Free the #AlabamaPenis

This is what me finding my joy looks like.

Am I the only one who is wondering why the fuck my congressperson is on his 4th week of vacation?? #RepCarterSucks

LOVE your coverage, thank you!

Happy #Frogsistence to all who celebrate! #NoKings

What's your favorite sign so far?

Ha! MAD props to Portland for bringing ALL of the creativity 👊🏼🇺🇸💥

C-SPAN caller confronts House Speaker Mike Johnson about shutdown effects: 'My kids could die' The caller, who was identified as a Republican and military spouse, said she would not be able to afford her children's medication if the shutdown continues.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con... Inject it into my VEINS!