old tom

couples costume idea

😂😂

just saw pics of a man getting married in one of those peaky blinders ass caps. like he was in front of the priest with that shit on vowing

website i’ve never been to ever in my life: you’ve read your last free article you piece of shit. you abomination. we should just give you this recipe for free? for NOTHING? get real scumbag. already a member? log in :)

free palestine

me and who

“i’ve never seen autism in anyone under 70 years old” well whenever my grandmother has to go to a new place she prints out directions and drives there a day in advance just to make sure she “knows how to do it” so jot that down

texting every hot girl in my phone “of course. anything for you. love you” quickly followed by “whoops sorry that was for my mom 🫣”

you got understand, CK was a moneymaking operation for republicans and in lieu of him being able to do that they are going to put his name on everything. when you point out that he sucked shit you really threaten their brand. that's really what this is all about

PACKWATCH

“sock and twisted….” oh no

just a quick peek into the sock and twisted thoughts of old tom sorry 😈

i wonder how many HVAC guys get Cask of Amontillado’d every year. just seems like you’re kinda asking for it frequenting strangers’ attics and basements all the time. i’ll bet it’s not zero

it’s wild how we’re giving elmo a pass when with any other public figure, we’d be demanding accountability instead of making excuses like “he got hacked”. i think it’s clear that elmo has held a grudge against jewish people ever since larry david beat him up on live television.

taco bell and chipotle don’t wound me tummologically bc i approach them both courageously with a warrior’s spirit and an intestinal fortitude and presence of self not seen since alexander the great

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

oh interesting someone who’s avoiding what those letters mean i see…..

so they reported me for like… some weeks-old tweet telling someone to k himself. but i think they went hunting bc i criticized the IOF

brotherhood comes in so many forms

did you….. do this to me

you can say all the most evil hateful shit including slurs but you can’t criticize capitalism or the IOF woe is me

yup that’s it they killed Him™

when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

elon murdered yuckytom bc he had become too powerful. a beacon in the dark…. much can be learned from this

guy whose brand is goofy dude that respects women and minorities who just hit 10,000 followers on a social media platform: well, time to do some sex crimes

the story is so so good and the combat system is really fun and great and the skill tree is simple enough to not get annoying

clair obscur

haven’t read a single word about the best new game i’ve played in years on any social media platform and that’s how i know i can’t trust any of you to have correct opinions on anything

i’ve been saying stuff for as long as i can remember