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animal lover 🐛 artist 🎨 community steward 💗 voiceover & graphics demo lunavoz.com
me: but i don’t have an addiction
therapist: 👀 (gestures to featherly friends)
can i go home early? my shoes make fart sounds when i walk
15.05.2025 04:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0someone said “howdy” to me today & i was like ? howdy pardner? then they reminded me that my shirt, the one i was wearing, the one i picked out, did in fact say HOWDY
15.05.2025 04:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mona lisa? i hardly know her! folks,
15.05.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think the first words I would say coming out of a coma would be, “no please not this again.”
15.05.2025 02:00 — 👍 229 🔁 58 💬 3 📌 1Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
29.04.2025 14:46 — 👍 2616 🔁 561 💬 31 📌 17shout out to the 20 year anniversary ads for greys anatomy that have me chanting “pick me! choose me! love me!” to everyone, everywhere, and at all times.
10.05.2025 17:51 — 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Never a dull moment? How about just a few. Please
07.05.2025 15:03 — 👍 259 🔁 58 💬 5 📌 1never ever 😂
06.05.2025 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wowww
05.05.2025 18:36 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0ahh (grimacing) the yearning (gripping my hair) it’s back
05.05.2025 06:59 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0me: yeah just kinda down lately. i got kicked off my royal match team, not sure why 😔
therapist: you didn’t do anything wrong
missed YOU!
03.05.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(throwing a turtle in a tight spiral like a football)
03.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm open to being wrong I just never am
03.05.2025 16:18 — 👍 634 🔁 164 💬 31 📌 9LOVE YOU, mean it
03.05.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A tall saguaro cactus let up by the setting sun. The sky is beautiful and lit up in yellows oranges and pinks.
My painting SAGUARO
03.05.2025 14:30 — 👍 27124 🔁 2612 💬 592 📌 79sorry i tempted your husband & it caused y’all to move to another state. & sorry that state was missouri.
03.05.2025 17:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just boarded a flight. No way is this a "service" alligator.
03.05.2025 16:55 — 👍 67 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0look. i just. psh. y’know?
25.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(reading the specs of a clown car) wow 32 cupholders
24.04.2025 20:18 — 👍 899 🔁 90 💬 22 📌 3my speed dating for turtles business didn't do so well.
24.04.2025 20:11 — 👍 126 🔁 36 💬 7 📌 0(slaps student driver’s hand away from the turn signal) NEVER let ‘em know your next move
25.04.2025 03:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0HEY ITS 4pm SOMEWHERE I say at 9:42am
24.04.2025 16:42 — 👍 47 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0ugh fine i'll be the pope
21.04.2025 22:59 — 👍 245 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 0
Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
22.04.2025 03:25 — 👍 30997 🔁 10634 💬 1390 📌 900a microwave that counts up instead
22.04.2025 05:36 — 👍 75 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 1PREACH
22.04.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0rip rest in pope
21.04.2025 19:19 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
