piso mojado

Your simplistic take is cute, but a true art appreciator can see it's so much more than just "a bird". It's also a box.

The come up of the Covid booster can be intense, but once it hits, it rips

There are a lot of cool 90s skate companies, but none were more prophetic than Hook-ups. They were the OG before anyone had even thought about airbrushing hentai on a Honda Civic

It only takes one pale ass widowed millionaire to turn Jessica Fletcher into Murder She Throat

Sure why not

in Australia its spelled "sex baton"

I have achieved ego death and now post only from a place of pure happiness and positivity.

@ephusophus.bsky.social a special surprise

Power is totally wasted on Boomers. They just dont know how to party. Sure, do some crimes, take some bribes but cmon let's hear about drug fueled prostitutes orgies, not fishing with Baron Von Oilriches.

Oh cool, you met Keith.

Its been confirmed, Hunter Bidens laptop has Warez on it. The fighters are on high alert

so do they all just suck dicks at this factory or do they mass produce some device that sucks dicks.

It sure is if its Donald Trump

We in the educated class are always speaking out about marginalized people, just today i spoke out about some trying to move into my neighborhood.

cmon be real https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvL90AKLRKE

head chef comes to your table and bows with respect. his michelin star is now yours.

hittin the blung

Joe Biden trying to detonate a hospital with the white house garage door remote

someone should make flavored styrofoam. the texture is there, just needs the taste

is there a form of marxism that doesn't focus so heavily on labor? "working" sucks and is completely off the table for me.

chilling with the dads today, drinkin brews and snorting recreational ivermectin

doin 'effort' is the weakest shit ever

I just invested a Brazillion Dollars

bro we got it, you wrote some books.

I'll never "post my dick". Speaks volumes about this platform that it's so often requested

This is a Yosemite Sam owl

he ain't haulin' milk

Imagine leaning in and telling someone from 2013 "We got him".

one of the best jobs has got to be the hospital person who catches up coma victims on current news when they wake.

In the end, they learn Right or Left, they are all just Legs (plus half of the genitals)