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I have a theory that I have a… curse? where all things are equally scary to me. It’s a low level of fear, which is fantastic when it comes to legitimately crazy stuff because I’m just not that bothered. However, the flipside is that stuff like “texts” are as scary to me as being hunted for sport

My argument is not that Chinese citizens are free from authoritarian surveillance and control, my argument is that US citizens are subject to tremendously more authoritarian surveillance and control than many of you are comfortable acknowledging and just got used to it

Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.

I'm reading news of an imminent ceasefire deal. I'm praying that the violence truly stops, that we don't see drawn-out death by another name. I pray that we all stay alert and awake regardless of what comes next.

None of us are free until Palestine is free and a ceasefire is not freedom.

biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving

I hope that the ceasefire deal truly means an end to the vicious, murderous bombardment of Palestine and I also know that there are not enough ceasefire deals to cover the dead.

The United States supplied the weapons and Israel used them.

Never forget.

Free Palestine!!!

i guess there is an equal but opposite jump scare when erotica buckaroos walk into their local bookstore and see BURY YOUR GAYS on the front display

and if i say what should be done to them somehow I'LL get in trouble

So, fun fact about California, our fire departments are wildly underfunded and inmate firefighter make up the difference.

LAFD gets about 1/3 of the budget that LAPD gets and they have to fundraise for equipment like respirators and ice machines in fire stations. supportlafd.org

okay what do you want me to do about it

craziest part of Babygirl was when (spoilers) she confesses to her husband that he’s never made her cum, to which the dude next to us incredulously laughed at, and said “what? that’s so normal”

“hole in the ozone layer” levels of erasure. my mom was a project manager who busted her ass for years to make sure IBM was ready for Y2K and completely succeeded, only for it to get turned into a late night joke. funny how the stories of mass collective action to avoid disaster rarely get told

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

my post: what's muting micah replies: what we all do to your posts

everyday i log onto the cyberbullying app

if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house

And before someone’s like “ohhhhh it’s a GOTHIC HORROR it’s meant to grapple with dark and negative themes” sure, but it’s not grappling with racism, it just IS racist. It’s not depicting racism, it is depicting a minoritized ethnic group negatively and inaccurately, which is racist

It’s a damn good film. the changes they made were PHENOMENAL and made for a well-rounded, horrifying flick, so it’s bizarre to me that anyone making a movie that takes liberties with the source material keeps the racism voluntarily

actually I’m not done thinking about Nosferatu. obviously Dracula is basically just a clown car filled with orientalism but I think it was, at best, thoughtless for an American movie in 2024 to copy/paste the same anti-Romani sequences from a 1920s German film

my nosferatu review: a significant improvement over dracula plotwise and horninesswise, but why fucking bother adapting dracula if you don’t include the goddamn cowboy

Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack

at 30k i will be mean to one lucky follower

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

I think we should all go around the table and tell each other something that fills us with existential dread

every night i’m so excited to go to bed

shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened

many will be opining on the evils of the for-profit healthcare system tonight, however i will be making italian jokes because it’s cheaper than lexapro

TIME TO POST A SELFIE ONLINE FOR ATTENTION!

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You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man