JReid is Nothing

Frank Zappa is the best ever at going down on women!

FYI: Benjamin Harrison.

FUN FACT: Trump is the first president since Grover Cleveland to admit to blowing another former president.

When is the mainstream media gonna grow a backbone and finally ask Donald Trump how his tits got so saggy?

Lou Reed?

Nothing on Amazon.

Anyone know where I can get one of those floating torture balls Vader uses on Princess Leia in Star Wars?

Trump's on Truth Social right now claiming that Mamdani's first act as mayor will be to force Steve Perry to change the title of "Oh Sherrie" to "Oh Sharia"!

The best comment ever posted to social media: "Ceiling fans are everywhere, but rarely talked about."

Just started a medical charity that turns old or broken drumsticks into crutches for ventriloquist dummies.

Max Scherzer is the friendly but weird guy from your neighborhood who you only ever see at the local gas station at 2 in the morning.

Remember when Jesus told everyone to “sodomize thy neighbour”?

That was my 200th post.

Savour it, friends…

A lot of people are wondering what Vladimir Guerrero Jr. writes in the dirt before each at bat. Well, sports fans, an insider with the team told me that it alternates between “Praise God” and “Fuck Richard Simmons.”

Have you ever met someone named "Blake" who wasn't at least somewhat of a douche?

What the fuck is a “real estate novelist,” Billy?

I mean, come on!

Went to Canadian Tire earlier today and finally got to meet Sandy McTire.

SPOILER ALERT: he's the tops!

The worst part about the rise of Trumpism is that I can’t avoid news about the fucking Ryder Cup.

No, wait…it’s the death of democracy.

Mr. Belvedere never got to see 9/11.

Is there a baby boomer out there who doesn't have at least two freezers worth of meat in their house?

Robert Redford should have changed his last name to “Deadford,” just so he could give his family one last laugh before he died.

The main issue I have with the Bible is that there aren’t enough dudes named “Gary” in it.

Are you sick of the constant yelling yet?

You can’t stop what’s comin’…

Terrible news out of the US today: the actress who played “Flo” on Alice has died.

When did we as a species conclude that breaking a wood plank or a brick with our hands is the least bit impressive?

I don't want to live in a world without grout!

Looking to start a band that will make a country version of The Stooge's "Raw Power" called "Straw Power."

My life changed forever the day I accidentally Googled “hog wives” instead of “hot wives.”

So it's probably time to stop using the word "bro," right?