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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal

my brain will not free me from the concept of a meteor hammer made of meat. a meatier hammer.

no one talks about the True cost of hrt (all the money i spend on food the day after my t shot)

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

get sniffed btw

"haha, don't open that door, you'll let the cold in"

"Umm, actually, cold doesn't exist, I'd be letting the heat out," I say smugly before hitting the button, jettisoning myself and everyone else on the station into space

Everyone always says "that's what good pussy sounds like" but nobody considers the thunderous roar of the evil pussy

a ballet themed drag queen named rhonda jambe is that anything

in my dream last night there were a lot of people who wanted to celebrate the like drinking and bbq part of the fourth of july but they were like ugh everything is too expensive on the actual holiday :/ so they decided to celebrate on the first of july and they called it the firth of july

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im a disabled trans lesbian who is out of cash and food stamps until i get paid on the 3rd 💔 please help gofund.me/58775ffb
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this current series of taskmaster has such an exemplary cast it's already one of my favorites. truly not a single weak link

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Hello everyone! It's been a bit, but we've been hard at work behind the scenes getting this show together.

We've had some role openings since February. Two big roles are up for grabs!

www.castingcall.club/projects/the...

#audiodrama #castingcall #scifi #voiceactor #indieproject

sharks i have here with me several thousand crickets

half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it

We are different. Irreconcilable. You went to school. I went to work. You see a DNA sequence. I see Miscter Krabs laughing. AGCTACGACACGA. Fuck you big man

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

she hedge on my hog til i go supersonic

a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

THE WAY I MISSPELLED HIS NAME HERE. WHOOPS

so the problem with severance is actually that it turns out when a show is made by people who are passionate about writing and directing shows it hurts my feelings a lot! ow!

severance brainrot demolishing me and i can't wait for tomorrow. john tuturro you are a Marvel

this is somehow actually what happened

knitting with webs