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Children’s Author. Devout Californian. Rep'd by @jenrofe of ABLA www.devpetty.com

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Badass. He’ll remember that.

18.07.2025 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be honest, the whole Cold Play dude/HR lady situation is the first gift we’ve all had in some while.

18.07.2025 04:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Where is Jake Tapper??? 🧐

18.07.2025 03:04 — 👍 5380    🔁 1369    💬 185    📌 50
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This is what integrity looks like.

18.07.2025 03:19 — 👍 6079    🔁 1282    💬 142    📌 56
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🎯

18.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 1392    🔁 282    💬 31    📌 9
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MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

18.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 5053    🔁 893    💬 110    📌 32
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Neguse: Only in Washington, D.C. could politicians come to the floor and brag about cutting $9 billion from rural radio stations while two weeks ago they voted to increase the deficit by $4 trillion. Spare us these lectures.

18.07.2025 02:58 — 👍 9642    🔁 2867    💬 166    📌 100
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MAGA

17.07.2025 23:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’know why not just ban backyard breeding in all 50 states.m? No goddamn taxes are collected. Dogs die in droves. Cities bear the brunt. Dead dogs = carbon in the air.

It’s gross. It’s negligent. It’s sad as hell. Why not just ban it? Collect a fine. Deter. Do anything.

FFS I do not get it.

17.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unsubscribe. 🤮

17.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump doesn't remember that he appointed Fed chair Jerome Powell.

Bill O'Reilly forgot that Jeffrey Epstein died back when Trump was president.

The whole GOP can't remember Trump was president when COVID hit.

Yet we spent a month this year talking about Joe Biden's memory problems?

17.07.2025 13:59 — 👍 519    🔁 177    💬 30    📌 7

Tedious to point this out, but:

- When a tongue-tied Biden said "President of Mexico" instead of "Prez of Egypt," it was a several day story.

-Hours after Trump says whoever appointed J Powell made a big mistake (it was him), the episode appears not to merit a story on any national-media sites.

17.07.2025 04:33 — 👍 8862    🔁 2325    💬 203    📌 113

Poetry

17.07.2025 06:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got a new banana 🍌.
~~Trouble

16.07.2025 18:15 — 👍 540    🔁 26    💬 26    📌 2

Why didn’t Dems put Trump in jail over the Epstein stuff? Because Alex Acosta and Alan Dershowitz got Epstein a deal that came with a non-prosecution agreement for Epstein’s clients and coconspirators. Then trump rewarded Acosta with a job as Labor Secretary.

17.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 6279    🔁 2369    💬 289    📌 89

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

17.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 19862    🔁 4067    💬 356    📌 346

This whole Trump/Epstein thing?

This is a Holyfield moment.

Which is to say we ALL knew Mike Tyson was a psycho but then on national freakin pay per view in front of a gazillion freakin people he bit a guy’s ear off.

Then they knew. Welcome Assholes!

17.07.2025 03:03 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Trump said he was surprised Fed chair Jerome Powell was appointed.
Trump appointed Jerome Powell.
The press didn’t correct him and tell him HE appointed Jerome Powell.
Imagine if Biden had said something like that.
Where is @jaketapper.bsky.social

17.07.2025 02:41 — 👍 354    🔁 109    💬 23    📌 10

This.

17.07.2025 02:56 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

time for the press to do another feature on biden

16.07.2025 23:38 — 👍 3131    🔁 388    💬 74    📌 6
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When you’re definitely not guilty.

16.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 35535    🔁 11408    💬 1864    📌 847
16.07.2025 20:57 — 👍 11057    🔁 2202    💬 155    📌 148

I am the Lindberg baby.

-Trump

16.07.2025 22:53 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Trump 2017: "It is my pleasure and my honor to announce my nomination of Jerome Powell."

Trump today: "He's a terrible Fed chair. I was surprised he was appointed. I was surprised frankly that Biden put him in and extended him."

Every news story will include both clips, right?

16.07.2025 17:21 — 👍 6082    🔁 1891    💬 206    📌 117

Weaklings.

16.07.2025 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Truly unbelievable.

16.07.2025 14:11 — 👍 3272    🔁 1781    💬 262    📌 156

But in Home Run derby, that’s an out.

16.07.2025 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is not the act of a legitimate government.

15.07.2025 16:57 — 👍 14113    🔁 4839    💬 500    📌 232
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REPORTER: Will you commit to include California in any disaster aid package?

MIKE JOHNSON: We've not seen the formal disaster relief request from California yet

REPORTER: The formal request was sent to your office in February

15.07.2025 15:13 — 👍 31459    🔁 9443    💬 2443    📌 949
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Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s the best thing ever... 🤣🤣

15.07.2025 15:21 — 👍 10337    🔁 1832    💬 372    📌 217

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