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Respectfully, sir, you are a waste of oxygen

they aren't scared of their base because the base always comes back to them.

Their consultants have told all of them to sprinkle "FIGHT" into their sentences. lol

I hate them. H-A-T-E THEM

I am once asking for content for sickos. I can never put down roots here if there are no shitposts that could put you on a watch list

what an absolute fucking chad

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

This has exactly the right energy

In the shadow of two towers, a figure sits in a wheelchair having a surveillance camera. A ghostly noose circles his neck. Behind him, a black Pentagon shape, and the fallen Hussein statue. An Iraqi torture victim stands on a box with hand on the trapdoor switch. In front of Cheney, flames flicker as missiles flutter out.

Dick Cheney is dead and will never return. Here is my death portrait of him, been keeping this one in the chamber for three years now. Enjoy hell BITCH.

#art #watercolor #artofbsky #painting #Francis #Bacon #9/11 #BushNext #guantanamo #twintowers #Pentagon #Iraq #afghanistan

turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face

the m&ms store in times square just did a controlled demolition. they'd rather blow the place up with dynamite than let socialists control all that chocolate

Imagine what'll be possible when everyone finally dies out who was permanently traumatized by the Cold War into conflating Nordic-style social democracy with Boris and Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle

Christ he's so beautiful he's like the little baby giggling and beaming inside the sun on Teletubbies

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

Lol heard an NPR report last night about how Black and Latino voters specifically were NOT having it with Zohran. I know there's a split bw older & younger voters in many demographics, and Mamdani turned out young voters. But it's infuriating how "liberal" outlets have pushed these narratives

Huh, heard a report on NPR last night about how Black and Latino voters were NOT having it with Zohran 🤔😏

THIS typa freak

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

I bring good tidings of the Hell Site and challenge you to match their freak tonight

Please share any good Cheney grave-dancing content you come across btw. I fear that we were robbed of an all-timer Dead Guy day on Twitter and Bluesky because all eyes were (understandably) on Zohran and the Cuomo doomsday clock

why pay for the Calm app when you could have this

I'll allow it as long as he explosively shits himself simultaneously

Roses are red
The best cheese is havarti

And Alan Dershowitz pledged to bl*w his brains out on live TV, so we could have the trifecta

I'm holding a candle and meandering between apps like a lost ghost in a cobwebbed hallway, looking for the best shitposts

yeah brother yeah,I got a Labubu. Labubonic plague

Defend yourselves

MSNBC is gonna have all white men talking about “extremists on both side of the aisle.”

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?