Big slippin

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

🤘

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Christopher Walken needs to stop talking like that. Enough is enough

I have my greatest minds trying to solve this mystery

I’m a “moderate republican”. I think women are allowed to have bodily autonomy only after getting a doctors note confirming they were raped

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There’s really nothing stopping you from crashing out on the Teams call and ruining your career

the ruling class has decided that disruption to *spins wheel* Air Travel! would plunge the country into disarrray

I wish it was pitch black out at 2pm actually

Might fuck around and unite Iberia

It’s in the top 3 with Someone Great. Other songs are personal choice

Damn LCD Soundsystem really made 3 to 5 great songs and just dipped

Computer, play the holomessage again but if they were gay and Chinese

If I was born in the Middle Ages, all the townspeople would be in awe at how organized and efficient my feces-ridden vegetable stand was.

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This Right Whale I take to have been a Stoic; the Sperm Whale, a Platonian, who might have taken up Spinoza in his latter years.

Peanut butter rocks. Shout out to George Washington Carver

Taco Bell sauces should have the zodiac cypher on them. Lets solve this thing

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During October, they should have goth girls instead of cheerleaders on the sidelines

The little country flag next to players’ usernames on chess[.]com has made me bigoted in ways I wouldn’t’ve thought previously possible

*Masterfully manipulating the media to make the populace paralyzed by dread and despair*
Why aren’t people cranking out babies?

Close! South Africa

It’s gonna be insufferable when Australia learns what hyperpop is. They’re usually about 10 years behind culturally so it’s coming up

I’d be so good at running the battering ram in a Roman siege. My guys would have that main gate open in 2, 3 knocks max.