Alissa Ames

I do not consent to the drip drip disclosure/normalisation of the aliens. I want it raw. Rug pulled. Band aid off. I want my brain pulled out and put back in 45 degrees off. I want to taste metal. I want to witness chaos followed by unity.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

You’re in her dms and I’m in a dream desperately trying to explain the dmt laser thing to strangers.

You can only feel relief from pain while you are alive, and you will.

(Me, if I had the opportunity to ask Bryan Johnson anything) Why did you put new sheets on your son’s dorm bed without washing them first?

My only stake in this game is your happiness. I am pleased.

Women openly smoking again is the bat signal to go full fucking witch.

They just played Highway to the Danger Zone before this screening of Mission Impossible and this is why I love independent theatre.

I love the Manse in Daylesford for a slightly spooky vibe. Blue or green room my favourites. Train station and Botanic garden nearby. Town would be quiet right now.

Every time you reference Garol I have to give you $5

I think about this often.

I have the headache and clarity that only crying in the bathroom at work can bring on. The US was promised Gaza a long time ago. The winning party would have framed it for their base. Dems as stabilisation and aid. Republicans as euro trash vacation destination.

God, what a year

Incredible that you said this to us on a Monday.

If we can do back scratches while we watch tv and I can take a lover once every 3 years, yes. But the quarantine would suck for Pigeon.

I imagine it’s a huge bummer when they remind you in photos of your hot girlfriend.

Ooooh was that Girls episode about Neil Gaiman?

Apparently men are attracted to a wide variety of women but date the subset that they think would impress other males. As someone who only wants my friends to be impressed by jokes this is horrifying.

I will be telling my mother that I’ll move back if Jagmeet gets in as a desperate attempt to have her not vote for Pierre.

Commute home sorted.

All this hard work and you’re just going to let him raw dog this factory residue for 7:43 tonight? Also, no pets? Who is advising this man?

The wildest thing about the Bryan Johnson doc is that he put the Target sheets on his son’s dorm bed without washing them first.

Watching Squid Game S2 whilst playing slots on my phone - realising it is deeply about gambling addiction - refusing to reflect on this - winning 4k is the vibe I didn’t know I wanted for 2025.

I think it’s weird that we don’t talk about menstruation and vampires. It’s either super hot or a merciful death. OR the whole lore is a metaphor for the awe/repulsion of fertility as immortality. Good night.

Survival of the fittest isn’t the lion catching the zebra, it’s the zebra that got away.

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Scaachi’s newsletter’s in/out made me want a Belmont more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life. I will marry any Canadian into my country if they come with a carton. @scaachi.bsky.social

2025: sure, why not

My pleasure. You’re truly two of my favourites

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