Abominable Intelligence

Embarrassing to be the blue checkmark guy telling Tom Morello what those songs were about

Yup.

Nobel Prize In Wanting A Nobel Prize Really Badly

Bro they gave it to Henry Kissinger in 1973. It hasn’t meant anything in more than half a century.

They once gave the Nobel Peace prize to Henry fucking Kissinger. Why should we give a hot fart who gets it now or in the future?

our cat Beans has SEVEN TOES on EVERY PAW. he is also good at being very snuggly:

we've found him folks, the founder of antifa

“Why won’t my family talk to me anymore?”

Hell yeah

Hey @cnn.com why did you edit this? Why isn't this a bigger story?

the gravy seals

Hey @cnn.com this picture is from LA in 1992.

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Jesus Christ his brain is pudding

Ridiculous, the only cold foam Hegseth cares about is the head on a frosty brewski

Maybe they should quit instead of enabling fascism.

Are you fucking kidding me

Thank god the skies were protected from your hat

swirling pre-workout sludgily around in a wine glass

We love you Heater

Ahhhh gotcha. Thank you explaining!

Cutting the half time orange?

I was just making a reference to the movie, dude. Im aware of the lore.

That sword was broken!

Happy 6 years!

More like Burrit-NO

Honestly I’m glad that so many of us all immediately thought of the same Simpsons bit