Cosigned. My first act today was shattering my coffee pot trying to get it out of the dishwasher.
02.10.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
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Cosigned. My first act today was shattering my coffee pot trying to get it out of the dishwasher.
02.10.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Flying has to be so fucking confusing to babies. I find it confusing and Iβm 46.
21.09.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Library worker here - using our digital services totally counts as support too.
19.09.2025 11:58 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And not just books! If you really miss those shows, most libraries have extensive dvd and digital holdings for movies and tv!
19.09.2025 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No worries, I figured you just didnβt know. I hate that AI garbage too
07.09.2025 03:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That book is 25 years old, and the real audiobook version is is a multi-person cast of human beings. Donβt hold it against the book just because some dweeb made a computer read it recently.
07.09.2025 02:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did not anticipate that to be the most profoundly true thing ever sung, but π€·π»ββοΈ
04.09.2025 01:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt even understand how people stay just from a usability perspective! I left over 2 years ago, partly because of all the nazis, obviously, but also because the quality of the site degraded so spectacularly. Recycled posts from people I didnβt follow and didnβt want to hear from, why stay?
23.08.2025 13:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The enemy of my enemy etc etc
18.08.2025 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The is was my jam when I was in preschool
17.08.2025 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs always a lucky day when I find out about another Chuck Tingle book! I had so much fun with Bury Your Gays especially, so I canβt wait to read this one! #booksky
09.08.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Four panels of different cardinals, juvenile, adult male, adult female and βbloodcheep, frightful demon of the cursed abyss,β who is looking rather rough.
09.08.2025 15:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Real hard hitting news there, champ.
08.08.2025 17:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol so you dare to have wife? The fuck, I say. The fuck.
02.08.2025 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah. YEAH.
02.08.2025 01:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So your country is starving a medically fragile child? Got it.
30.07.2025 13:22 β π 49 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy brindle and white whippet holding a tennis ball in her mouth, leaving little room for her tongue.
Kind of looks like a modernist take on this whippet, who is not from Amazon.
27.07.2025 02:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Illustration of a spray bottle with the word NO superimposed on it.
20.07.2025 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve never been a Superman fan, but that was dope.
12.07.2025 03:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dammit, stop making me agree with PETA
09.07.2025 16:33 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok wait, *most* of them.
09.07.2025 03:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0β¦all of them? All of them.
09.07.2025 03:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs a masterpiece but also I wish I could go back and unread it.
06.07.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol imagine thinking being wanted by men is a privilege
05.07.2025 13:25 β π 86 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
25.06.2025 02:13 β π 5816 π 1244 π¬ 54 π 75At least she didnβt make a real threat, like moving some rocks around in the sand to reference obscure restaurant lingo.
21.06.2025 12:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
07.06.2025 19:15 β π 8958 π 2215 π¬ 85 π 45Congrats! I just started mine at Wayne State this month. Libraries are among the best places on earth!
01.06.2025 00:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I would pay cash money for that right now
31.05.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ, what a cunt
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