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Parent. Library worker. Grad student.Tired weirdo. 🚫AI🚫 βœ”οΈAlt textβœ”οΈ

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Cosigned. My first act today was shattering my coffee pot trying to get it out of the dishwasher.

02.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flying has to be so fucking confusing to babies. I find it confusing and I’m 46.

21.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Library worker here - using our digital services totally counts as support too.

19.09.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And not just books! If you really miss those shows, most libraries have extensive dvd and digital holdings for movies and tv!

19.09.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries, I figured you just didn’t know. I hate that AI garbage too

07.09.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That book is 25 years old, and the real audiobook version is is a multi-person cast of human beings. Don’t hold it against the book just because some dweeb made a computer read it recently.

07.09.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did not anticipate that to be the most profoundly true thing ever sung, but πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

04.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even understand how people stay just from a usability perspective! I left over 2 years ago, partly because of all the nazis, obviously, but also because the quality of the site degraded so spectacularly. Recycled posts from people I didn’t follow and didn’t want to hear from, why stay?

23.08.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The enemy of my enemy etc etc

18.08.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The is was my jam when I was in preschool

17.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always a lucky day when I find out about another Chuck Tingle book! I had so much fun with Bury Your Gays especially, so I can’t wait to read this one! #booksky

09.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Four panels of different cardinals, juvenile, adult male, adult female and β€œbloodcheep, frightful demon of the cursed abyss,” who is looking rather rough.

Four panels of different cardinals, juvenile, adult male, adult female and β€œbloodcheep, frightful demon of the cursed abyss,” who is looking rather rough.

09.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real hard hitting news there, champ.

08.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol so you dare to have wife? The fuck, I say. The fuck.

02.08.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. YEAH.

02.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So your country is starving a medically fragile child? Got it.

30.07.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Happy brindle and white whippet  holding a tennis ball in her mouth, leaving little room for her tongue.

Happy brindle and white whippet holding a tennis ball in her mouth, leaving little room for her tongue.

Kind of looks like a modernist take on this whippet, who is not from Amazon.

27.07.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a spray bottle with the word NO superimposed on it.

Illustration of a spray bottle with the word NO superimposed on it.

20.07.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never been a Superman fan, but that was dope.

12.07.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit, stop making me agree with PETA

09.07.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok wait, *most* of them.

09.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…all of them? All of them.

09.07.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a masterpiece but also I wish I could go back and unread it.

06.07.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol imagine thinking being wanted by men is a privilege

05.07.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.

25.06.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5816    πŸ” 1244    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 75

At least she didn’t make a real threat, like moving some rocks around in the sand to reference obscure restaurant lingo.

21.06.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

07.06.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8958    πŸ” 2215    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 45

Congrats! I just started mine at Wayne State this month. Libraries are among the best places on earth!

01.06.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay cash money for that right now

31.05.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ, what a cunt

31.05.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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