Vyvyan Almond

I don't know how many times this needs to be posted, but clearly it is MANY TIMES.

Sigh.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.

This would be why I am such a strident critic of digitization as a substitute for actual archival preservation. My sixteenth century documents are far sturdier and likely to survive another 500 years than the detritus on the internet. And digitization is not democratization.

It's happened. I've started posting like someone's aunt on Facebook.

I never knew what they were building there. I'd have liked a go in that!

What a job. What a life!

Genuinely the conclusion to an episode of Absolute Power. Not the last bit (he hadn't slithered forth yet)

Due to planned engineering work, the 200th anniversary of rail travel will be replaced by the 200th anniversary of bus travel.

Exactly. We *beat* them.

That could be quite something.

We had Bat Out of Hell at Eltham the other day.

Meatloaf. Or Hitchhiker's. Something brilliant, or funny, or both.

The Gentleman At The Bar.

At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.

Georgius Slop

Austria, Catholic Church Records, 1565-2007

Exciting! This must be how it feels to be an NFT bro.

Lovely stuff. It is done.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Giclee sounds nice, maybe c.A4?

I've really really tried to avoid thinking 'they're all the same, doesn't matter who you vote for' but this feels just like being governed by the conservatives. It's quite demoralising.

Oh no! I admit I hoped you'd absolutely love it. Never mind, onwards and upwards! I'm hoping to see Alien for the first time soon so we'll see.

But what did you think?

I *think* it might be to stop them going in the bin hot and wet - my housemate does it, so I do too out of respect, and I *think* it might be reducing our bin stink. I think.

I would have said this was part of the point: we'd deplore that gloating, so why copy it?

I don't really care that they refused to mourn left-wing and liberal figures when they died, I'm not taking my moral cues from them, that's the whole point

"I just gotta make it to Friday." - Ouroboros, on a shirt!

"I just gotta make it to Friday." - Ouroboros, on a shirt!

"I just gotta make it to Friday." - Ouroboros, on a shirt!

"I just gotta make it to Friday." - Ouroboros, on a shirt!

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"I just gotta make it to Friday." - Ouroboros

(Order now to be able to wear it before next Friday!)

Timeline cleanse

Disgracefully late to this celebration, but my goodness, can it really be a decade. What an incredible and, quite literally, inexplicable experience. Thanks and congratulations on Decabeef.

Ok this might spread into more than one message, but if you're able to share/help it would be appreciated.

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