this made me laugh very hard
16.02.2026 03:28 β π 199 π 21 π¬ 0 π 0@eeknight.bsky.social
Fantasy/sf author, husband, father of three, triathlete, cyclist, Chicagoan by way of MN.
this made me laugh very hard
16.02.2026 03:28 β π 199 π 21 π¬ 0 π 0ππ― Once again, the option of simply not touching the stove & selecting the base of the triangle was also readily available. Alas, he couldn't help himself.
16.02.2026 01:30 β π 209 π 36 π¬ 8 π 1Ironically, I thought Ann Lee could have used a bit more editing. Every time the movie was away from her it slowed down.
15.02.2026 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is why the Spirit Awards matter. Love to see them recognize a fine film the Academy snubbed.
15.02.2026 23:27 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Watching (now gold medalist) Lisa Vittozzi shoot in the pursuit biathlon gave me palpitations.
15.02.2026 23:35 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He starts from a false premise, and I give him an Olympic 9.0 for somehow getting even dumber.
15.02.2026 22:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've watched Novum's seven-hour Midsommar deep dive more than once. That's the kind of headcase I am.
15.02.2026 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The weird jedi thing is he never read any noir. It was all vibes.
15.02.2026 22:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0John Wayne, Kim Darby, and Glen Campbell in True Grit (1969) π€
15.02.2026 19:23 β π 152 π 12 π¬ 12 π 0"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight . . ."
15.02.2026 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, we know the reason why
15.02.2026 21:45 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck. Guess I'm watching Superman again. Well, that's another couple hours of my life really well spent.
15.02.2026 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Luthor's entire plan falls apart because he thinks he can shoot a guy in the head in his pocket universe and nobody will do anything about it.
15.02.2026 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fact l've never drawn anything from one of my favourite films yet is criminal.
So here's a little look at Evie from the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
I have one of those. Mine has more of a tamper on it.
15.02.2026 21:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BRB building a time machine so some dudes from the 442nd Regimental Combat Team can kick the shit out of this clown.
15.02.2026 18:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."
-Auric Goldfinger, quoting an old Chicago gangster aphorism
I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
15.02.2026 03:17 β π 3238 π 700 π¬ 15 π 19The Olympics remain cool as hell. I know there's a ton of corruption in how they're run, but also i hung out with my buddies last night and we just watched snowboarders do jaw-dropping things for hours. It's neat that we all watch folks at the top of their game do ridiculous physical feats.
13.02.2026 17:40 β π 672 π 20 π¬ 3 π 0If there aren't ads being cut and airtime being bought with "Republican X voted to give ICE 85 billion" over video of the chaos and executions, it's just political malpractice at this point.
14.02.2026 16:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here in NJ.π‘π₯Ί
14.02.2026 13:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If the government creates a thing with the word "homeland" in it, that thing exists solely to do fascism and must be resisted and destroyed.
Just so everyone knows for the future.
Duckie was done dirty, but at least we got a banger OMD song out of it. A song that is obviously a cri de coeur from Duckie.
14.02.2026 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs so funny to think about the fact that thereβs people out there deferring every life decision to this
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