Kenan Perry

"To avenge the murdered children we must murder thousands more children" vs "it's actually fine to murder children as long as someone else murdered even more children", nationalism is a disease

You are cozily nestled in a fuzzy blanket even though you, yourself, are fuzzy. Curious!

The "dark triad" of psychological traits (autistic, gay, Jewish)

1. It would be bad if I were killed
2. Therefore any applicable argument for killing me, like "some members of your ethnicity/nationality have done bad things", is bad
3. If it's a bad argument for killing me then it must also be a bad argument for killing anyone else

I'm joining the war on Mexico on the side of Mexico

I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I recognize the "Gulf of America"

I truly don't understand how after a year and a half they can still think that there's some level of violence that would free the hostages and for some reason Israel just hasn't pushed the button yet

Right wingers will really look at the horrible condition the hostages are in and conclude "this makes it all the more important to kill the remaining hostages instead of bringing them home"

For autistic white boys Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl

Italian tourist asked me "where's the market where they throw the salmon?" bro Seattle

"Ah but what if they WANT to leave??" Idk, what if, have you tried asking them instead of pre-emptively deciding for them

The most galling thing is the people pretending that expelling Palestinians from Gaza would be an act of kindness or doing them some favor, can you at least own what you're actually doing

Tearing up the walls looking for the nonexistent levers of the Cathedral etc

Would be extremely funny if in the midterms they were like "ok now that USAID is gone we don't have to campaign" and get predictably rocked

YouTube video by Laser Time Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon

The whole tariffs thing is just this youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA

It's Elon trying to do for the right what they think Soros does for the left

"Republicans say that government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it"

"Ah but the way in which those people do those things isn't different enough from the way other people do them for those people to deserve rights" who cares, get a life

No group of people in the world "has no culture" because that would mean that they don't eat food, wear clothes, speak a language, use objects, or have any interpersonal interactions or relationships. It's not a possible claim about anyone

Aristophanes has a bit where Right and Wrong are arguing about who you should follow and Wrong says "if you go with me you can fuck other guys' wives". Right says "but if the husband catches you he'll assfuck you" and Wrong replies "what's so bad about getting assfucked?" which wins the argument

Let's go pronunciamiento

Pan-fry 'em in schmaltz with some onions and garlic and [chef's kiss]

Reverse caning of Sumner

I'm joining the war on Canada on the side of Canada

That was bad too. Now Trump is doing it even more, which is worse

People will never stop making the mistake of assuming "it would be really stupid and crazy and bad if [x] happened, so therefore [x] won't happen"

In Euros

[banging on clipboard] stove stove STOVE STOVE