every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
04.11.2025 02:36 โ ๐ 469 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 3@anais-nin.bsky.social
I no longer notice the moon. it notices ME. they/them - 26 - montreal, canada - beowulf fangirl - anais nin fanboy - previously courage of a clown
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
04.11.2025 02:36 โ ๐ 469 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 3rolling a ciggy with your secret note; what could be sexier
04.11.2025 02:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0drop the beauty routine darth
04.11.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i love helmie
04.11.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0walking all the way home in the rain wishing for the days of casual hitchhiking
04.11.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this is because twinks are innately hedonists & therefore incapable of escaping samsara, of course
03.11.2025 22:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy
03.11.2025 02:11 โ ๐ 2673 ๐ 391 ๐ฌ 48 ๐ 12"a twink's reincarnation is going to be a twink"
03.11.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"what im scared of most is the cost of rent in new york city"
03.11.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"entropy's a cool thing"
03.11.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"heretics welcome"
02.11.2025 17:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm sorry that so much of my skeeting is such filth
01.11.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"from polite acquaintances to anal... and back"
01.11.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0stephen found the jewels from the louvre heist tonight ๐
01.11.2025 04:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0halloween any other year: im so tired. why do we do this?
halloween on a friday: s tier holiday. we have perfected tradition
drunkenly posting
01.11.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"he got fired for sexual harassment... and then started working at dawson"
01.11.2025 02:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"your mom is the golden mean of a karen"
31.10.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ludicrous, i know, but this only makes your accomplishment all the greater
29.10.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They're a dime a dozen. By which I mean they are an incredible deal the likes of which we have not seen for decades.
29.10.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 153 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0like, i know i haven't finished the book yet, but i don't think A Fairly Honourable Defeat has any smoking divas in full glam (unless they're getting really loose with their interpretation of Julius)
29.10.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0initial impression: pure consumerist lust
second impression: what in the world do any of these mean...
my annual warning to be careful this halloween. itโs when the children come out
29.10.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 165 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1ALPHA BEHAVIOUR
29.10.2025 22:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Klonopin is Bouba and Adderall is Kiki
29.10.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0the original is always so hard ๐ญ
29.10.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0haven't played the game yet & this is the scariest thing i've heard about it so far
29.10.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my work commute now takes place exclusively during Blinding Hours, which is great & awesome
29.10.2025 13:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0shrinkflation in the lube isle -> forgotten "we didn't start the fire " lyric
29.10.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0