in an adventure movie mindset

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

rolling a ciggy with your secret note; what could be sexier

drop the beauty routine darth

i love helmie

walking all the way home in the rain wishing for the days of casual hitchhiking

this is because twinks are innately hedonists & therefore incapable of escaping samsara, of course

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

"a twink's reincarnation is going to be a twink"

"what im scared of most is the cost of rent in new york city"

"entropy's a cool thing"

"heretics welcome"

i'm sorry that so much of my skeeting is such filth

"from polite acquaintances to anal... and back"

stephen found the jewels from the louvre heist tonight 🔎

halloween any other year: im so tired. why do we do this?

halloween on a friday: s tier holiday. we have perfected tradition

drunkenly posting

"he got fired for sexual harassment... and then started working at dawson"

"your mom is the golden mean of a karen"

ludicrous, i know, but this only makes your accomplishment all the greater

They're a dime a dozen. By which I mean they are an incredible deal the likes of which we have not seen for decades.

like, i know i haven't finished the book yet, but i don't think A Fairly Honourable Defeat has any smoking divas in full glam (unless they're getting really loose with their interpretation of Julius)

initial impression: pure consumerist lust

second impression: what in the world do any of these mean...

my annual warning to be careful this halloween. it’s when the children come out

ALPHA BEHAVIOUR

Klonopin is Bouba and Adderall is Kiki

the original is always so hard 😭

haven't played the game yet & this is the scariest thing i've heard about it so far

my work commute now takes place exclusively during Blinding Hours, which is great & awesome

shrinkflation in the lube isle -> forgotten "we didn't start the fire " lyric