Katie

everything about these people is trash

y'guys see laurence's gala costume? more like THE GALL ON THAT ONE-a costume am i right

who am i to disagree with the woman who told me today she saw a leprechaun by the cliffs of moher? Half the size of a stone wall and playing the guitar?

Just saw a QT of alysa's program saying, 'Tonys Harding paved the way for her!' And i am begging you people to learn one (1) more skater

The technology *this* leftist is excited for is the Cadbury creme oreos that someday might jump the pond and come to the US

Someday my boss is going to retire, and it's going to be my job to keep track of ordering james pattersons for this library, and I don't think i can handle that responsibility

are the dune vocals in any language

'easy peasy!' what a cutie

normally i harumph at colonizing russian skaters but i just know sofia spent her entire childhood being harangued by everyone in rusfed for her weight so fuck it, let her POWER shine

The arena feed panned to nathan after amber's skate 😭 did the camera guy know

jia shin crashing into the boards is a tribute to her country and their short track heritage

I hear a lot of buckwild comments at my job and can smile/nod/make noncommittal mmm-ing noises at all of them except when elderly people tell me that they're sick of living and can't wait to die. that's the one i have no clue how to respond to

i'm finally watchig the women's free skate and MAJOR SURPRISE of polina tsurskaya showing up as the israeli skater's coach

Desperately Need a Hair Elastic; Don't Have One: a Tragedy

Had a dream edie falco was cast in the sopranos after james gandolfini saw her headshot and said, 'who's that babe? When's her audition?'

it's so juniorish, so i'm sure in time she'll get better material

(whispers) ami nakai is a bright shining tar but that music, that program...that was not olympic-champion material

we had 4/5 Good gold medalists at the olympics here and that's...it's fine i guess

Itbwas a good idea to go back to.mcarthur park (gold costume) from lady gaga (silver)

Women's figure skating got this figured out too, except the enemies are edge calls and eteri tutberidze

BOTCH i have loved her ain e she was an embryo landing 4lzs at junior worlds. Breaking through the russian doped stringhold. Theough her growthspurts. AND NOW THIS

THIS IS THE BEST FAY OFKY LIFEDU

ALYSA LIU OLYMPIC MEDLAKSTSTSGGDGX

To dust I shall return but I'm gonna eat the fuck out of some fried fish sandwiches first

Also making the very imporyant distinction that he's a chorerographer and not a coach!

(but katie, wouldn't your favorite sport be skating?) No. that is a Duty to be endured

aww yeah today's the day for my favorite olympic sport: ski aerials

The Mystery flavor!!!

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