SpookySeasonings

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"

47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

Black coffee mug with white text reading "Have a nice day"

Bottom of same mug with a cartoon middle finger image

Every time some mean spirited conservative dies they’re like, "Please show some respect for this piece of shit who hated you"

Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.

Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children

Pam bondi and he side profile wearing a dark yellow coat.

A yellow porta potty probably less shitty than Pam.

pam bondi as porta potties: thread

You're asking the important questions and I respect that

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.

Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.

It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you

He's dead on the ✨inside✨

The safer you are in an environment of rising authoritarianism, the more obligation you have to make some noise on behalf of the people who are more vulnerable than you. Indeed, this is the only way you might avoid having the leopards eat your face.

I just want to know why they were both pickle and mint flavored, simultaneously. It was an abomination ✨

We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility

The Dipshit Paradox Profoundly ignorant? Deliberately malicious and lying? Does it matter? The demand to engage in good faith with supremacists in a musky age.

"I’m going to call this the Dipshit Paradox: Good faith requires assumption of good intent—yet some arguments are so untethered from reality that assuming good intent means assuming unawareness, while assuming awareness means assuming insincerity and bad intent." www.the-reframe.com/the-dipshit-...

It’s amazing that anyone does anything. We are all so brave and cute

My favorite is the one that looks like a diarrhea 🤠

BRAIN: Be afraid of things
ME: Yeah, we live in terrifying times
BRAIN: No, like random harmless things
ME: Haha ok cool

Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Bro, do you even rend your garments in despair when your plight becomes grievous

Mary Poppins, a beautiful story where a nanny and some parkouring chimney sweeps teach children, through the medium of witchcraft, about CLASS WAR.

Redbox, but instead it’s called Radbox and you can rent various jean jackets

Getting super pumped to forget a fuckload of old acquaintances in a few days

Like a heist movie but it's me studying the layout of any place where I'm running an errand so I can get in and out as quickly as possible

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!

internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente