Salt Free, a new conference where you can talk about whatever you would like. The theme is that it’s not held in Salt Lake City.

If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?

Hey con law students! Prior restraint much?

YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy

I think @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social touches upon this quite fantastically. youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...

I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.

I don’t know why people keep trying to adapt Alan Moore stuff when what makes his comics great is that they use forms and techniques unique to comics - it’s like saying you know what this opera should be a film strip

Me looking outside at pitch blackness at 5:29 pm

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

Search: 16 results found for "martha wells" Worldbuilders Market is the official online shop of Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide. We carry a wide variety of officially licensed merchandise from ...

I should mention this again: Worldbuilders Market worldbuildersmarket.com/search?q=mar... has Murderbot and Sanctuary Moon merchandise where the proceeds go to charity. At this point as far as I know there is no other licensed official merchandise.

Oh this is the guy who said his truck had an “HTML supercomputer”

The demo video only worked because the truck was rolling down a gentle hill, it had no engine

Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices

I hate it when I see a TikTok that's a clip from a movie or TV show, but there's no indication what it is.

I saw one recently where what seems like a British (?) grandmother de-aged to her twenties is talking to her estranged mixed-race granddaughter. No idea what it could be.

"the fight is over", the last panel of the last comic said. Showing that fight would cast Teresa more as a supernatural threat than a tragic figure, so we skipped to the good part.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

if your functional programming language of choice doesn't shitpost on main it's not worthy of your time

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Ohio National Guard member Sgt. Devon Beck was not amused by this satire. On September 11, 2025, Mr. O’Hara saw Sgt. Beck, along with several other Guard members, walking in uniform in the Logan Circle neighborhood, near the intersection of 14th and R Streets NW. Mr. O’Hara calmly walked behind the Guard members, began playing The Imperial March aloud on his phone, and started recording. In less than two minutes, Sgt. Beck turned around and threatened to call D.C. police officers to “handle” Mr. O’Hara if he persisted. Mr. O’Hara continued recording and playing the music. Sgt. Beck contacted the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD). Defendant MPD Officers Brown, Campbell, Reyes-Benigno, and Lopez Martinez came to the scene and, in essence, did what Sgt. Beck had threatened, putting Mr. O’Hara in handcuffs and preventing him from continuing his peaceful protest.

The DC ACLU is suing on behalf of a man who was arrested by a National Guardsman and MPD officers for playing the Imperial March (from Star Wars) as an act of protest. www.acludc.org/app/uploads/...

The short answer is "Yes." The longer answer takes up more space than a single post here but boils down "Yes, and don't worry about the specifics, I don't sign any contract that I and my team don't think is both fair and in my best interests, buy in confidence that I am happy with the sale."

"At this moment in time, of course, the release of the TRUMPSTEIN Files is really the public's main priority."

Is it breaking the fourth wall if you replace the other three with a white void?

Because… #nokings

I've made dear and genuine friends and had real business opportunities from hanging out on social media, and just this year a short story I once posted on Twitter became an episode of Love Death + Robots, so yeah, lots of great stuff from social media. Thanks, y'all.

On the subject of the Flying Purple People Eater: It isn't (necessarily) purple, but specifically eats purple people, but is it a flying eater of purple people? Or does it eat flying purple people?

Hegseth says Wounded Knee soldiers will keep their Medals of Honor Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced that he has decided that the 20 soldiers who received the Medal of Honor for their actions in 1890 at Wounded Knee will keep their awards.

The administration celebrating Wounded Knee is congruent with the administration asking for dismissals or one-day sentences for cops convicted of civil rights violations. It’s part of a coordinated message.
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NY Sun headline: Disney’s Jimmy Kimmel Crisis Deepens as Sarah McLaughlin, Jewel Pull Out of ABC News ‘Lilith Fair’ Performance Over Suspension

it finally happened

sarah mclachlan has been misspelled as sarah mclaughlin instead of the other way around

it took many years, but i have won

the age of mclachlan is over, the age of mclaughlin is here

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target

This isn't even a slight exaggeration. He is actively working on destroying the US's entire vaccine infrastructure. The HepB vote will be tomorrow, where they will get rid of the birth dose and recommend it at 30 days, dooming a bunch of infants to chronic infection ft. cirrhosis, cancer, and death.