Tres Rivers (Three Rios)

The year is 2040 & NCAAF programs are run by shoe companies, player-coaches & some kid who’s currently 11 years old who’ll start some shit called Butt Chug Sports that’ll be so successful that he’ll buy everything associated with its broadcasting rights.

Please explain to me like I’m 8 how the Titans continuing to trade away a player & a pick for a marginally better pick is sustainable.

Chris Cornell, Charlie Watts, Gregg Allman & John Prine

I love how Trump, Noem & Lewandowski are treating Bad Bunny’s halftime show like it’s an underground show in Little Havana - just crawling with illegal immigrants. Of all the places I would suspect to be overrun by immigrants on 2/8/26 - the Super Bowl is on the bottom of that list.

Imagine having like 6 artists you’re okay with.

Underrated musician

If someone could find his - that would be greatly appreciate. TIA.

I don’t KNOW this, but I’d wager that he celebrates Molly Hatchet’s entire catalog & has at least one child that no longer talks to him.

“I have been asked many times about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”

YouTube video by RATMVEVO Rage Against The Machine - Maggie's Farm (Audio)

Exhibit A

I bet his wife has “fallen down the stairs” more times than he can count.

I bet his wife has “fallen down the stairs” more times than he can count.

Chitty chitty bang bang bad guy

Vibes

I don’t think 9/23 is a date. I think it’s a rating.

Based on the Evil Ages You theory - what I refer to as The Stephen Miller Effect - this guy is likely 29 years old.

Shouldn’t be too difficult to get an ID on that one.

Stephen Miller is 5 years younger than me & he looks like he’s my dad’s age.

It doesn’t take a savant to figure out why being a Trump supporter has become synonymous with being a Nazi. Extremely telling as to how fucking stupid their base is.

Vance is simply telling people to protect their property. He views women as property.

What about telling your followers that every brown skinned person is a criminal and/or terrorist?

At a Pizza Hut lunch buffet.

Trying to cancel social security & replacing it with presidential insecurity.

The Trump Years should be a course in & of itself.

Weirdo plastic surgery face

Trust me, bro. It’s totally normal for tennis instructors to give one-on-one stretch sessions…. in your bedroom…. while you’re out of town.

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg • 17h g... NEW: Cubs rookie Matt Shaw says he doesn't regret skipping his game to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial. "My connection with Charlie was through our faith" "Whatever backlash comes is ok. I feel strong about my faith & that what was meant to be happened" 1BE 1:08

Who am I to tell someone whose memorial they should attend and/or speculate on the depth of their friendship? However, I can tell them their friend was a bigot who promoted hate & I believe "My connection with Charlie was through our faith" is bullshit. You endorse his hate when you endorse him.

Every fucking time.

Or maniac

I don’t know how anyone keeps up, or is expected to focus on a single story for more than a day or two. I’ve never seen anyone make stories go away with other stories that are all too often more insane. The majority of people truly don’t understand how fucked things are right now.

Skyrizi sounds like it’s straight out of a snoop dog song.

I spent the 15 minute drive to drop off my 11 year twins at school this morning trying to explain to them the Dewey decimal system & what a card catalog is. 44 is feeling very old right now.

Mike Gundy got the Oklahoma State head coaching job two years before the iPhone was released.