@craphound.bsky.social
A road weary travelers who likes a joke, a drink, and a bowl of soup.
Magamera!
Iβm sorry.
A framed yellow door sits at the end of a path between two rows of hedges. Behind the door is an open meadow.
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. βThis has to be it,β I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
15.02.2026 14:34 β π 744 π 142 π¬ 32 π 7The parlance as I understand it is more βa dog got youβ :).
I canβt remember seeing a dog that looked as sweet as she does; congratulations to both of you.
So, immediately look for more wood and a long tool to use for adjusting air flow?
26.01.2026 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once again, the problem is me.
14.01.2026 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Terrible Iβm sorry β₯οΈβ₯οΈ
14.01.2026 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait is this a hump joke because if so, well played.
14.01.2026 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me to Candy Cane Hersheyβs Kisses, every January: Iβll never let go
03.01.2026 02:35 β π 58 π 17 π¬ 3 π 0Candy Cane Hersheys Kisses: βthank you but you see how this deal is somewhat one sided rightβ
03.01.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This kid breaks my heart and heals it in equal measure.
25.12.2025 04:03 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Suddenly and without warning, the silent holiday skeet challenge was over.
25.12.2025 05:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All the best things are
24.12.2025 00:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Googled my symptoms and it turns out Iβve been dead for 3000 years
31.01.2025 15:02 β π 329 π 90 π¬ 1 π 2God: Iβm gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok youβre gonna laugh
How is she making that shark levitate can she be on Kimmel?
24.12.2025 00:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rebootr
12.12.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If at first you donβt succeed, lay down and let the forest absorb you.
11.12.2025 23:09 β π 287 π 107 π¬ 11 π 3whatβs everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
15.11.2025 22:57 β π 38 π 4 π¬ 9 π 0All my recipes are for disaster.
13.11.2025 03:01 β π 64 π 30 π¬ 6 π 0dog: woof
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
But um they did get the moose out? If this simile persists I may lose hope.
16.10.2025 08:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Listen sweet arms donβt sweet arms themselves you gotta work
16.10.2025 08:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm bringing the Kraft Singles again Kay
07.10.2025 21:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why is Bill Belichick still working doesn't he have a wife to raise
04.10.2025 17:44 β π 423 π 44 π¬ 20 π 8I honestly love that in the utter dumpster fire of civilization weβre currently enduring βBill Belichickβ is still the top trending thing on here
04.10.2025 18:06 β π 343 π 23 π¬ 30 π 3I didn't lose my mind, it's free derange.
21.09.2025 20:09 β π 142 π 54 π¬ 3 π 0[dog park]
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i havenβt decided yet
