Simon Harris

Can't they just pay these people with the gazillions of dollars that Trump says the tariffs are bringing in? 😜

I remember when I was in the cubs or at school (can't remember which) in the 70s and we got a talk from the police they said it was their standard way to test their radio batteries.

I suspect this is not the standard method for more modern Airwave radio batteries.

Strangely not a title that shows up on IMDb, but seems to go for around £100 on eBay.

Well there’s certainly FA going on in her brain.

Did this really happen, or is it just a shagging, dog story?

Signing my name, on the other hand is perfectly logical. The S for sinister is on the left hand end, and the S for Starboard is on the right.

And just to confuse matters, when you do sign your name the R for right is on the left and the L for left is on the right.

I won’t be repeating this joke as I actually have 3 vices in my workshop.

And Trump approved posting in his name a video of him as a cackling lunatic? He's not right in the head!

Does that make her a high priestess...

... or is that just when the incense kicks in?

Your destination would be an Italian Baroque style village in North Wales.

Nor in my local shopping centre.
No shopping allowed for ICE in England!

I bet they PAT Test their equipment too at the BBC.

The hoi polloi don't know any better.

I first read that as Airfix bayonets!

(Airfix is a British manufacturer of plastic model kits, including soldiers with bayonets)

Problem with the food and drinks? Public display of sulkiness?

"Affordable adequacy" 😀

Is this a modern spoof, or an April fool joke from the time?

This is the night train not crossing the border,
Bringing no one, by French fiscal order.

(with apologies to Auden)

...call it something other than 'diagnosis' if you want. You could call it, for example, 'classification' or something, but then I suspect you run into the murky world of eugenics.

Without a diagnosis how do you ensure that people find, or are given, the appropriate mental tools to succeed in a world that is generally not neurodiverse friendly? (you can wish it was, but wishing doesn't make it so)? ...

"Needs Benny Hill music" was literally my first thought seeing it.

If true, the anonymity of fesshole can be quite easily blown if someone recognises the somewhat unique event described.

It is on my UK Netflix.
8 series of it.

Isn't Dexter on Netflix?

Not that I’d gloat or anything, but

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Given Trump’s Scottish ancestry, giving Obama the Freedom of Edinburgh would probably piss Trump off more.

She was obviously having rebound sex after someone ghosted her after a first date.

Big enough to drown the Duke of Clarence in Richard III

“I'll drown you in the malmsey-butt within.”

The negative messaging is depressing. Instead of starting with ‘here are all the ways digital ID can make your life easier‘, the focus is all about ‘here are all the things other people can’t do without access to one’.

(All bollocks in the gray cash-in-hand cheap labour economy anyway)

Maybe it’s the name, but the styling always looks a bit American to me. I suppose they couldn’t revive the Great Central name as everyone would go off to Marylebone.