Phillowe'en

A play-dough Minion, laying on its back on a table. The look on its face says "so this is my life"

Please enjoy this Minion created by my four year old nephew

Goodnight from the abandoned Rocket Test Centre at RAF Nook, where police have yet again been called about a group of teens indulging in Scooby-Dooing trespass. Goodnight from Samantha Rendell, gripping her cave wolf snow globe as talisman against the dark. Goodnight from Hookland.

literally like a week ago: oh wow I'm just not getting SAD this year I think? sweet, guess that's over

today, suddenly: hmmm will I ever feel joy again? nothing's happened to me but I wonder if I'll just be miserable until the day I die?

time to get the Big Bright Lamp out again!

you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences

Holidays are coming…

Instead of snacking throughout the day I've started eating a single gigantic 45,000 calorie ultrameal every 2-3 weeks

Incredible archive of Byte magazine. The covers. THE COVERS.

Also ready salted crisps crushed up in an omelette with some cheese is a really great can't be bothered dinner. You need to be crispmaxxing

I just want to quickly apologise to Thomas Jones who died in the early 1900s. When I was 19, my emo girlfriend at the time sat on top of your gravestone in the local graveyard, spread her legs and successfully seduced me into giving her cunnilingus. Sorry about that, mate. RIP.

self-diagnosing as peckish

From the past. A look back to on this day 20th November with our farmily of farm animals & friends

YouTube video by Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day Sunday Ruddy Sunday!

Sunday Ruddy Sunday!

The building with colourful lights through a bus stop

PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs

A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?

When I arrive at the party

Afternoon walk, Greenfield, Saddleworth.

screaming where has your mouth gone where has your mouth gone whenever someone turns their head away

crybaby seal screams “egg” dot avi

Just to prove you are worth an 8p stamp.

🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵

This bitch think she a egg

little red riding hood: granny, what a big nose you have

wolf in a bonnet: the better to snort fat rails, my dear

little red riding hood: fuck yeah, granny

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

I think it's really nice that Mario, Bowser, et al can take a break from trying to kill each other to play a friendly game of tennis or golf

It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate

Dream Vacation Turns Deadly For Area Houseplant

Dream Vacation Turns Deadly For Area Houseplant

4 panel comic P1: YOU ARE doom guy. You stand in a corridor, all cold steel. Through windows, an obsidian landscape contrasts against a blood red sky. Ahead of you stands one of those fuckin imps. You have no guns, but this does not matter: you are Doom Guy. You reach out a grasping hand, ready to do what must be done. P2: You move rapidly toward the imp, now your other hand reaches into view. P3: YOU ARE DOOM GUY. You grasp the imp on either side of their head, their realization that the very depths of hell are as nothing compared to you is palpable on their face. P4: haha doom guy hugs impy-poo doom guy love imp haha

the ultimate weapon