Cusros

Oh yes, but they used the Grogorian Calendar

Thinking about making fresh social media accounts that are quarantined from current events coverage.
Your guy has been doom scrolling.

It's always painful to watch someone else live your dream life :(

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I mean, the enemies are *on* fire...

My student loans are paid off.

My kind of party

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Epstein Files release: Microsoft permanently banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live Microsoft banned Epstein from the Xbox Live online gaming service in 2013.

Where the police failed, the FBI failed, and the media actively perpetuated the problem, X-Box stood up.

The problem with January is you can't even fantasize about running away into the wilderness and living as a feral cryptid because you're immediately reminded there'd be no heating.

Um, that's Leap Day William

I would slam Stinkweed Imp in there, but I have a problem.

Thanks! It's luckily just a cold. Just want it gone before I have to work tomorrow

Spending all day home alone today engaging in some absolute SICKO behavior (Neocitran and Soup)

I've had to count the cards in my library before assuring I can safely cast this. Twice.

I read it as "fart T-Rex" and you know what? I can see it

... buddy did you not realize what you just did with this picture

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Oh my god they could end this today

Now imagine the rent is Kool-Aid and you put it in the freezer? Would you really want a sweet treat ready for a hot day? Freezing rent: dangerously delicious

In Canada, drug marketing laws are very strict. In most cases you can't even say what a drug does in advertisements, leading to ads for Viagra where it's just a bunch of men singing happily in the shower.
Meanwhile in Mexico:

This is why I get my news updates from Bluesky

Even the *fog" in Canada is refusing to cross the border

Fun facts with beluga

I used the old extended Rock deck as a foundation for my Sidisi build. One mana cycling lands plus life from the loam holds up in Commander

It was old when the deck you're inspired by was in standard lol. I do love reimagining decks from other formats as commander decks though, and this is a good one.

"Some newer cards .. like Kokusho"

always provolone never provtogether

I feel like Canada should get temporary foster custody of Minnesota until the US gets counseling.