Oh yes, but they used the Grogorian Calendar
13.02.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@sucros.bsky.social
Oh yes, but they used the Grogorian Calendar
13.02.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thinking about making fresh social media accounts that are quarantined from current events coverage.
Your guy has been doom scrolling.
It's always painful to watch someone else live your dream life :(
08.02.2026 23:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I mean, the enemies are *on* fire...
04.02.2026 01:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My student loans are paid off.
02.02.2026 21:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My kind of party
02.02.2026 21:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Where the police failed, the FBI failed, and the media actively perpetuated the problem, X-Box stood up.
31.01.2026 22:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The problem with January is you can't even fantasize about running away into the wilderness and living as a feral cryptid because you're immediately reminded there'd be no heating.
31.01.2026 01:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Um, that's Leap Day William
30.01.2026 21:49 โ ๐ 112 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1I would slam Stinkweed Imp in there, but I have a problem.
29.01.2026 01:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks! It's luckily just a cold. Just want it gone before I have to work tomorrow
28.01.2026 02:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spending all day home alone today engaging in some absolute SICKO behavior (Neocitran and Soup)
27.01.2026 23:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I've had to count the cards in my library before assuring I can safely cast this. Twice.
27.01.2026 20:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I read it as "fart T-Rex" and you know what? I can see it
27.01.2026 20:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0... buddy did you not realize what you just did with this picture
21.01.2026 15:12 โ ๐ 381 ๐ 87 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 1Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Oh my god they could end this today
19.01.2026 18:27 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Now imagine the rent is Kool-Aid and you put it in the freezer? Would you really want a sweet treat ready for a hot day? Freezing rent: dangerously delicious
19.01.2026 22:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In Canada, drug marketing laws are very strict. In most cases you can't even say what a drug does in advertisements, leading to ads for Viagra where it's just a bunch of men singing happily in the shower.
Meanwhile in Mexico:
This is why I get my news updates from Bluesky
19.01.2026 05:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Even the *fog" in Canada is refusing to cross the border
17.01.2026 20:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fun facts with beluga
17.01.2026 13:01 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1I used the old extended Rock deck as a foundation for my Sidisi build. One mana cycling lands plus life from the loam holds up in Commander
17.01.2026 17:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It was old when the deck you're inspired by was in standard lol. I do love reimagining decks from other formats as commander decks though, and this is a good one.
17.01.2026 13:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Some newer cards .. like Kokusho"
17.01.2026 05:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0always provolone never provtogether
15.01.2026 17:58 โ ๐ 415 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 7I feel like Canada should get temporary foster custody of Minnesota until the US gets counseling.
15.01.2026 18:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0