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Dan the red nosed beluga

@icantshutup.bsky.social

Certified yapper I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊 https://ngl.link/icantshutup

261 Followers  |  62 Following  |  3,346 Posts  |  Joined: 19.06.2025  |  1.645

Latest posts by icantshutup.bsky.social on Bluesky

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social I should teach squirrels how to be potty trained

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Waiting in line at Panda Express hoping they don’t realize I’m not a panda

04.12.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HA jokes on you I only know what half of that means

04.12.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Justice for beer and titties

04.12.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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400 hours of let it grow

Got too much free time?

I got you

Give this playlist a listen: 400 hours of let it grow

open.spotify.com/playlist/7wX...

04.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry not sorry

I’m agent of chaos

04.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude wth why are you playing that

Nobody plays Mario kart world anymore

04.12.2025 21:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Holy cats

04.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 536    🔁 61    💬 7    📌 3

#PSA

04.12.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Minnesota aunt: oh I don't know Danel, maybe the rabbit, but not the others. We just don't have room, you see. Ok. You folk take care now.

04.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I like my chicken cooked like I like my Dave’s

04.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jackson county where? Jackson county mars?!

04.12.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sorry I can’t let this one go WHO YHE HELL POSTS A 15K FRIDGE

04.12.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But I am beluga

04.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There you got your blackmail money are you happy? :(

😂😂

04.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I bet she knows it too

04.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a nice ham you’ve got there it would be a shame if someone put an s in front of it and an e at the end

02.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 22    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 1

This is where I live

04.12.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that is all

Thank goodness tomorrow is Friday

04.12.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ohhhh that’s what you meant when you said take a picture of your meat 😂

04.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when I asked you to send pics, I meant of your lunch. Please unblock me.

04.12.2025 17:05 — 👍 98    🔁 17    💬 15    📌 0

They’re a 10 but they are a beluga

04.12.2025 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How far up do bald people use soap in the shower??? Like where do they stop

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Bald eagle

04.12.2025 18:31 — 👍 197    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 2

Who's up slowly unraveling like an ugly Christmas sweater?

04.12.2025 12:16 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

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