@theheat.bsky.social
Happy smashing pumpkins day.
01.11.2025 17:44 β π 17 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0We take back our country for all our people, or weβre not taking back the country we need.
08.10.2025 09:09 β π 33 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0help me tape the leaves back on these trees
29.10.2025 20:17 β π 63 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
30.10.2025 12:36 β π 1064 π 266 π¬ 23 π 9The weapon used to kill Lizzie Bordenβs parents was a shingling hatchet, not an axe. Perhaps the whole thing was a roofing mishap.
29.10.2025 21:07 β π 139 π 35 π¬ 5 π 0it worked for pizza, maybe we try putting basic human decency on a bagel
28.10.2025 19:28 β π 32 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Mark my words.
One of these days, we're going to regret not planting a hedge of enchanted brambles around our homes to keep the ghost goats at bay.
Not to get all sexual in nature but nothing goes down harder than a cameraman in the end zone
26.10.2025 19:33 β π 77 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0I just say, "Hot dog." The "diggity" is implied.
12.10.2025 02:30 β π 120 π 26 π¬ 7 π 0Resume: I may have a bunch of felonies; but I've never been charged with "attempted" anything
22.10.2025 22:24 β π 103 π 29 π¬ 9 π 0Al Fresco died doing what he loved, eating outside for some reason
22.10.2025 22:54 β π 20 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
Woodie Guthrie with one of his"this machine kills fascists" guitars
If you don't understand how hard this pic goes get yourself educated
02.03.2025 02:52 β π 164 π 40 π¬ 5 π 4Please, lord, let me get old and never have a flat ass
20.10.2025 03:46 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Here I am. Rock me like a Burger King.
16.10.2025 17:45 β π 145 π 54 π¬ 4 π 0
Cardboard sign held aloft reading FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK
I love the creative homemade placards
18.10.2025 17:03 β π 169 π 24 π¬ 3 π 1Status in Portland, 10 pm-ish
18.10.2025 05:41 β π 780 π 196 π¬ 43 π 23*eats chip on my shoulder
16.10.2025 15:36 β π 129 π 60 π¬ 4 π 0Cybertrucks are literal douchecanoes, prove me wrong
14.10.2025 23:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me
08.10.2025 17:14 β π 169 π 52 π¬ 0 π 0WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP
11.10.2025 21:08 β π 155 π 54 π¬ 11 π 0Long story short, hey good luck
10.10.2025 23:54 β π 31 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0Always the portfolio, never the dossier.
07.10.2025 16:20 β π 11 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohlβs parking lot.
10.10.2025 21:25 β π 172 π 62 π¬ 13 π 3still have my vintage 35mm camera and a few rolls of film, wanna hit up a cemetery
11.10.2025 02:43 β π 46 π 17 π¬ 3 π 1Putting all my money into wishing wells
11.10.2025 02:43 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0fuck with the costume frog and youβre gonna feel the wrath of the nation
11.10.2025 02:18 β π 184 π 34 π¬ 1 π 0Just give me a moment with the sound of the rain.
14.09.2025 01:29 β π 242 π 116 π¬ 4 π 11 & 4 simultaneously
09.10.2025 02:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No, Youβre Not Having a Stroke. Everything Really is This Fucking Stupid
28.12.2023 19:02 β π 126 π 38 π¬ 4 π 0pro tip, go outside and look at the goshdang moon right now
07.10.2025 00:06 β π 367 π 27 π¬ 37 π 5
