Alex

Or wait! Is “You’ve Got Mail” Parker Posey’s Mary after grad school? Something to think about!!

Thinking about how “Party Girl” and “You’ve Got Mail” technically exist in the same New York and how Parker Posey is living such drastically different lives in each of them.

Honestly, I respect it.

“Oh look at this beautiful view of Manhattan behind the man getting bayoneted in the back!”

Primaries for senators

(This post is for @patrickjcarr.bsky.social alone, really)

Statue of a man getting bayoneted in the back with the foggy New York skyline behind it

Ok but did anyone know that the hardest ass statue existed in Jersey City and just…refuse to tell me?

I'm talking not just to myself but to every brunette woman in New York City right now: we're just not gonna be able to pull off Rama Duwaji's haircut, I'm sorry, we need to accept that now, don't do it.

It is The Way

When one partner is terminally online and the other thinks maybe they’re going crazy

I'm so tired of people feeling like they can tell me how much they hate New York but I can't respond with a "Cool but also I hate where you live, thanks!"

Drives me mad that the rest of the country takes on New York's status and culture when it conveniences them and then they act like they're entitled to shit on it all the time even though they've spent little to no time here. Get out of here, no one cares!

I do think it's funny that people outside of New York who are mad about Mamdani being ~ a socialist ~ think we just don't know...what a Democratic Socialist? Is?

Honestly, I’m dying to know her real thoughts on that speech but I’ll never ask. This moment shan’t be taken from us!!

“Did you listen to his speech last night?” “Yeah, it was great!” “mm…ok.”

“Mmhm. Yeah. Well. We’ll just see what happens.”

Hell yeah we will!!!!!! (I’ve got 6 more days of cringe left)

My mom called to chat and wanted to say so many incredulous things about Zohran but bless her, she merely just made a few passive aggressive comments and moved on.

BEST CITY IN THE WORLD, FIGHT ME, I DON’T CARE!!

Libbing out for the next fucking week, I NEED this!!

Sigh, all of the news coverage has me REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS RACE, YOU GUYS

I suppose if anyone gets to hate Cuomo the most,,,,,

JOSH, NOT THE HOT GIRLS FOR ZOHRAN SHIRT

(Obviously I am, instead, a parasocial fan girl who’s going to have to talk herself out of this relationship if/when he wins and actually has to govern)

Honest to God, if I had only known this fact going into election day, I would’ve picked Mamdani on that alone.

I think that would've been a valid response, a little face would've honestly been a perfect addition.

She did evolve into a more proper sunflower, but I’ll always cherish this iteration of her

Russian dance scene from original Disney Fantasia with two flowers dancing in a group, one thats both red and green and then one is yellow

It's giving Nutcracker suite from Fantasia and I'm not mad about it!!

Half finished sunflower painting that looks like she’s wearing a gown and waving like the queen

Obsessed with this ridiculously sassy sunflower I accidentally painted tonight

This was exactly how it all went down too.

(I know you all probably know this...but this interaction did not end well.)