mikey mcpluff 🌱

edited Robert F Kennedy Jr to look like Ki Adi Mundi from star wars

WaPo and Amazon are both owned by Bezos

If you haven’t seen the purge, this is basically the sparknotes on how capitalism “works.”

Why You Need to Watch The Purge (2013) • The Purge, right? I mean almost everyone knows the premise: All crimes are legal for 12 hours. March 21st each year. 7:00PM-7:00AM. • There are some caveats to this, such as you can't use certain...

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この二年間は頑張って、動力して、今年はやっと修士号を取得し、自分が書いた本を出版するつもりです！✨
まだまだ詳しく話せるのは早いなのであと少しだけ待機して期待して盛られるとうれしいです🙇
#アナログ絵 #イラスト #オリキャラ #ⅴulto #illust #original

Yes.

>what the dog doin?

>doggin’

I haven’t yet.. only seen Paul F. Tompkins’ stand up

Movie poster for the cinematic masterpiece Valentine’s Day (2010). Black background, pink heart, arguably too many celebrities inside the heart

You have to have a really high IQ to enjoy the cinematic masterpiece that is Valentines Day (2010)

An LMFAO cover of Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine

Die Hard

Want to prevent the spread of disease at your bird feeders? Make sure you’re cleaning them at least once every two weeks, change out water everyday, and feed shell-less seeds to keep leftovers from gathering mold and bacteria! 🐦
#savethebirds #savetheplanet

WHAT THE FUCK THANK YOU ❤️

A liquid chrome text spells pluffaduff in a manner similar to Daft Punk's Discovery

Hey @pluffaduff.bsky.social, I did that a while back in tribute to Project Discovery !

Jury selection is just a group job interview for a position nobody applied for

[gets disqualified for not being a total piece of shit]

a cartoon house is flying through the air with cn written on the bottom of it . ALT: a cartoon house is flying through the air with cn written on the bottom of it .

short skirt long jacket

Humpty dumpty cracked and spilling on the ground with x’s for eyes to indicate that he dead 💀

Imagine being the king finding humpty dumpty like this and going “yeah this seems fixable lemme put everyone I have on this”

TWO D-PADS!? FOUR ANALOG STICKS!? I HAVE TEN FINGERS DOING THEIR BEST.

So glad we never got the xbox 720 from the hoax pictures because literally how would this be playable

Is it actually impossible for him to pick a normal cabinet member? Like it feels like this is more difficult than just picking a random senate republican at this point.

Imagine if cigarette commercials were legal again. Like just a 30-second Netflix midroll ad with a CGI animal absolutely ripping a geek bar.

better call saul doin the smooth criminal?

this is what it feels like to finally get good at the fishing minigame

lalo small-omanca

What I’ve always done with Spotify is search by mood/genre. They autogenerate tailored lists if you search something like “angry disco” or “upbeat jazz rock” or something like that. Then I just listen to it and see what I like!

Kiwi 🥝